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Pharmaceutical advertising
I'm sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to note pads!
This one should get first prize: zzzzzzzzzz.jpg I e-mailed it to my Japanese doctor friend; he e-mailed back: "If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician."
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OMG, a bit of truth in advertising
BOB
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April 13, 2016 -- The day Richard was speechless. May your hands always be busy, May your feet always be swift. May you have a strong foundation When the winds of changes shift. May your heart always be joyful, and may your song always be sung, May you stay forever young! --Bob Dylan |
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I have a viagra tie. It's dull gold with thousands of little blue pills all over it. You have to look closes to know it's Viagra.
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Do you have a hard time making it lay flat against your chest when you wear it?
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in tie years it is as old as I am so ....
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Gives a whole nother meaning to the term "spooning."
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