Rock and "The Wrench"

[Rock]

So I've been busy lately and the wrench has been sitting around all closed up.



So I decided I'd let him out for some air as I run an errand.



Next thing I know he's laid up with my power drill. Trying to convince her that SIZE matters and what not. I had to nip this in the bud early. Got my poker and straightened him out then and there. Not running that kind of establishment.



So back in the box I put his butt.



Later on I'm checking the fridge for a cold one. He's jumped out of the box and managed to get downstairs to my private stash. Caught him red handed or red wrenched per say.I could see that previous owners had never made him earn his keep.



So what do I do? That's right....I put him'em to work!



Now I know what you're thinking, and no it's not child labor. His age is clearly outlined within the instructions you receive. But you're darn right I'm made him clean up his own grass clippings!

So after he mowed and I trimmed the lawn. He starts talking smack about he's a better athlete than I am. I ain't having this crap in my home.

So we started with baseball. He can't hit to save his life. I even threw a volleyball right over the rock. And even here you can see I caught him swinging.



So he says baseball is not his sport, but basketball is. So we played a game. He was blocking shots and goal tending his butt off all day. Tinker bell even tore my net off!



So I decided...screw this and just took it to the hole a few times on him.



So I spanked him in basketball and he begins explaining how football is really his thing. You know...a tougher sport. So we run a game. He almost got me here. Ran me over but I still didn't let'em get to the fence. Strong little bastage though.




Perhaps one day soon I'll show him to "Beauty", but I've got to get his attitude in line first.

The Wrench is too old to change it's ways.

[harleyjsb]

Good pics Rock..............

[Bofinn]

Lovin' it...

[phreak]

[LittleBear]

Looks like his attitude is right to me, a little power drilling, some beer and a few sports. I would keep him away from the bike though, he might try something with that fake pipe of yours.

Great pictures Rock.

Originally Posted by LittleBear

Looks like his attitude is right to me, a little power drilling, some beer and a few sports. I would keep him away from the bike though, he might try something with that fake pipe of yours.

Great pictures Rock.

[CDouthitt]

I'd hate to see what the Wrench would do to my tablesaw...guess I'll have to wait to find out...

Great pictures!!

[Dinero]

Keep him away from your Lady.

"The Wrench and the Wench" is not a story for here I'm sure.

[route66paul]

Did he mention that badminton was his game? He is kind of modest about that championship.

[Scabbydoo]

Hey Rock, better be careful or they'll be calling the Wrench "Boulder".

Rock...

that is the best set of Wrench pics yet... I'm laughing my ass off over here....

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ps... far more timely that the old farts that hang onto it forever as well.

[Rock]

I also saw some graffiti on the wrench. I may need to add to it.

[y2k king]

great post rock.......it's about time someone spent some quality time with the wrench.

[MegaGlide]

I am amused.