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Old 03-09-2007, 08:04 PM
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Red Alert! Red Alert! A Call To Arms!

Originally posted by Fireberry, 01-08-2007 :

Got in from the days work and Gail handed me a large brown envelope. Marked to me with a return address of ' GAZINTA H.Q. Corpus Christi, Tx.


I put my orange bomb sniffer cat to work. He was busy cleaning his chops and looked up as I showed him the bag. A few sniffs later and a look as to say, " Dummy if you are stupid enough to open mail marked like that, I will go do some kitty litter business. Let me know how it turns out.



I held the envelope for a good long time. Felt it for wires or batteries. Thought of cyanide.


It got the best of me. Took out my belt knife ( Harley Davidson issue of course) and cut slowly. I asked Gail to stand back. "If I don't make it I will meet you on the other side."


Slowly I cut the top, very very slowly. Looked in a small crack and thought all is fine so far. A little more work with the knife. A little more lookie lookie. As I finished the slit I turned the envelope up side down. This is what fell out.

ALL your LayS are Belong to us!



Then the horror! A bag of Dead Lays. Eaten to the crumbs!



I am now on Def-Com 4 Level Red with Orange Flame and Skull Alert.

It Ain't Funny!

2007 is now the year of the Chip Wars. THE ARMAGEDDON OF THE FRITO.

The Mother Of All Dip Battles!

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Old 03-09-2007, 08:27 PM
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i'm eatin the humpty dumpty stash right now and washin it down with your weak doof beer.
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Old 03-09-2007, 08:48 PM
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Oh those dirty rotten bastages....

I curse in their general direction... May their foul oil burning two cylinder transportation ingest a valve shortly after leaving the front porch...
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Old 03-09-2007, 09:00 PM
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if i knew he was mailing an envelope i would have included a suprise bonus from my lab, she like giving crap away !!!! here kitty,,, here kitty !!!!
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Old 03-09-2007, 11:07 PM
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I'm in TX boss. Corpus is only a half days ride. Do I need to go down there and make a hit. I got two down pillows just waiting to see action. Maybe just scuttle their headquarters.
I got your back Jeb.
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Old 03-09-2007, 11:10 PM
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Well, Jeb was the one wronged, so it's his call, really.
Two down pillows may be a little much, though.
I'm just sayin'.
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a call to arms brother GazintaS. The doofs are on the prowl. Be on the lookout for unkempt riders learing and skulking. One may have a pillow or two with him............ I think he uses it for screaming into.
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Two down pillows do sound like a little too much.

A drive by marshmellowing ought to ought to be sufficient to keep em' holed up for a week or so till Jeb can extract his revenge....

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Old 03-09-2007, 11:58 PM
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Deviats, scoundrels, scum sucking, belly crawlers. April Doof Day will be a reason to..........let the pillows fly. St Doof's Day Massacre in CC.
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