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Old 10-19-2017, 10:28 PM
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OK, OK, OK...

So tonight a group of dual sport riders rode over here from Fresno.


The chase vehicle had all the money to pay for rooms.


But...



One bike broke down near Mammoth Lakes and the chase went with them.


So...


One guy in the group paid for all six rooms with his CC.




Now...



One guy comes into the office because he lost his key and doesn't know what room he is in, because all six rooms are on the one guy.





Good news, they found the key in the grass.
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Old 10-20-2017, 03:43 AM
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So tonight a group of dual sport riders rode over here from Fresno.


The chase vehicle had all the money to pay for rooms.


But...



One bike broke down near Mammoth Lakes and the chase went with them.


So...


One guy in the group paid for all six rooms with his CC.




Now...



One guy comes into the office because he lost his key and doesn't know what room he is in, because all six rooms are on the one guy.





Good news, they found the key in the grass.

They sound like they may belong here!
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Old 10-20-2017, 08:18 AM
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Well maybe not.


Along around 10:05 we start getting calls of them being too loud in the parking lot outside the other guest rooms and they have built a bonfire in the middle of the parking lot.


So I have to go and ask them to hold it down as it is after 10:00 PM and they need to put out the fire they had blazing in a washer tub they had set up on the asphalt in front of a room they weren't staying in.


It looks like they have opened the gates to hell with the blaze and they won't keep the noise down.


Good thing they didn't try this crap at Cortez!


I think they could have used a bit better sense and gone out further on the lawn near the smoking gazibo thing on the other side of the pool, or out back on one of the BBQ platforms overlooking the East Walker, further away from the other rooms.


Crap I hate having to call in the Sheriff for this stuff
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Old 10-20-2017, 12:43 PM
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Yeah, we were making quite the clishmaclaver, noshing on pizza, some smoking cigars and talking in quite voices, 20 - 30 yards away from the rooms after sundown...


Should we blame Russ?
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I've always regretted missing Cortez.
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Yeah, we were making quite the clishmaclaver, noshing on pizza, some smoking cigars and talking in quite voices, 20 - 30 yards away from the rooms after sundown...


Should we blame Russ?
I'm sure it's always russ's fault. Let's ask Dana.
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