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11-01-2018, 09:19 AM
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Good for things like...
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11-01-2018, 10:25 AM
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It would make for a nice experiment on the border.
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11-01-2018, 01:51 PM
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I still support the idea of planting more "Bacon Trees"on the border.
[Look up the bacon tree joke] (I know, not very PC) Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G891A using Tapatalk
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11-01-2018, 05:28 PM
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PC be damned.
The Bacon Tree Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. " With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree." "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree." And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis, Luis MI amigo... What ees it? " "Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees a ham bush...."
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11-01-2018, 06:35 PM
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11-02-2018, 11:46 PM
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11-03-2018, 11:42 AM
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No permanent harm = they get to try again
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I’m calling BS. We all know Pepe swam. 
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