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09-29-2008, 09:49 PM
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BIG Baby.........
A fellow walks into a bar in Texas and starts handing out cigars and buys the house a round.
"I'm here to celebrate the birth of my first son" he says. The bartender asks, "how much did he weigh?" The Texan proudly responds "20 pounds!!!!!" Which is big even by Texan Standards. They all celebrate till the wee hours of the morning. A couple of weeks later, the same fellow walks back into the bar. The bartender recognizes him and says"Hey, aren't you the guy with the 20 lb. son?" He pokes out his chest and says"Yep, that's me" The bartender says "great to have you back, How much does the boy weigh in at now" The dad answers " 15 pounds" Puzzled, the bartender asks "what happened?" . . . . . . . . . . . . "Had him circumcised"
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09-29-2008, 09:50 PM
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09-29-2008, 10:24 PM
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09-30-2008, 12:19 AM
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Q: Our you saying that all Texans are Big Dicks?
I would never say something like that.
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09-30-2008, 12:19 AM
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Might think IT, but never say it out loud.
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I'm Just Sayin'........... Offically Old enough to ride a Geezer-Glide. (Geezer-glide is a registered trademark of Harley Davidson Tour bikes, Any reference to a member of the DooF Clena of other forum screen name is strictly accidental. The reference is that I ride a Harley Davdison Tour bike, not some old dude that there is not enough alcohol in the world to get me to ride.) Doctor JT 43 Eastern side Profesional Rockat Surgen
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09-30-2008, 06:29 AM
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