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04-03-2018, 06:12 PM
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Your body is not your friend
Especially as you get older.
After a day of yard work you wake up in the morning feeling like someone came in in the middle of the night with a baseball bat. Or that irritating nose hair that does a break-dance in your nostril, at 2 AM. How about that lump of phlegm stuck half way down your throat? Last night mine was an unreachable itch, in the middle of my back. Had to get up and do the door jam rub.
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04-03-2018, 06:17 PM
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How about after you unload a half cord of almond wood and then stack it in the wood rack.
The backs of the legs are kinda twitchy for a few days. 
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04-03-2018, 10:33 PM
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Two hour dance classes result in joint pains that require pulling oneself upstairs hand over hand on the railing.
Eyes of needles are smaller than they used to be. Everyone mumbles.
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04-04-2018, 05:35 AM
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04-04-2018, 05:54 AM
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04-04-2018, 07:58 AM
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I barely remember getting out of bed without all the sound effects.
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04-04-2018, 08:21 AM
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Or they say Sir" Do you have your Senior Discount Card with you.. That Hurts !!!!!!
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04-04-2018, 09:00 AM
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They make phones and cars that are smarter than us, but they can't make a printer that doesn't print blurry.
Sent from my Galaxy Note 8 using Tapatalk
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04-04-2018, 10:15 AM
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04-04-2018, 12:32 PM
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My arms are too short to read the paper.
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04-04-2018, 09:57 PM
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"relaxed fit" jeans are tight on me.
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