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Old 08-24-2018, 11:35 AM
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Labidorator

I new girl friend just called me this.

Don't know if I should take it as an insult or compliment.
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Old 08-24-2018, 11:41 AM
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Maybe you should ask her.

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Labidorator

Definition: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.

Pronunciation: la-beedo-raytor

Sentence: Agnus, a labidorator, was constantly making inuendos about Jim's stiff leg, which she didn't know was wooden.

Etymology: From the latin for labia, meaning lips and other stuff.
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Old 08-24-2018, 12:05 PM
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Old 08-24-2018, 01:01 PM
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Maybe you should ask her.

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Labidorator

Definition: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.

Pronunciation: la-beedo-raytor

Sentence: Agnus, a labidorator, was constantly making inuendos about Jim's stiff leg, which she didn't know was wooden.

Etymology: From the latin for labia, meaning lips and other stuff.
She said fine , but not in front of her parents....
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I read the word wrong the first time.

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Let me show you where to stick that...















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............. that's what she said.
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I new girl friend just called me this.

Don't know if I should take it as an insult or compliment.
Right after you accidentally used the word "pork" as a verb in mixed company?
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