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Old 08-21-2017, 06:44 PM
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Old 08-21-2017, 07:08 PM
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Old 08-21-2017, 07:29 PM
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I've seen it...can't say I blame him for getting a handful.
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Old 08-21-2017, 07:49 PM
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Old 08-22-2017, 09:40 AM
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Based on her expression, I think he may have gone a little too far!


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Old 08-22-2017, 10:26 AM
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Based on her expression, I think he may have gone a little too far!
.....Or have went too far, and is now looking for his Rolex.......
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Old 08-22-2017, 11:14 AM
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Old 08-22-2017, 08:17 PM
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.....Or have went too far, and is now looking for his Rolex.......
Dude, seriously???
See if I EVER help you look for an oil leak again. Huff.
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Old 08-22-2017, 08:31 PM
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Dude, seriously???

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Old 08-22-2017, 08:32 PM
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Old 08-23-2017, 06:54 AM
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Based on both their expressions, and the angle of attack, I think maybe he didn't go quite far enough.
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