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How does one keep their pants up?

24 oz panty shield, (that includes a full 8 round clip magazine), in a crossbreed mini tuck, on a two inch heavy belt, and my pants want to fall down...
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Old 10-16-2017, 05:55 PM
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I use sheet metal screws, m'self...

Seriously, though, do your pants stay up with the general compliment of man shit in your pockets? With your cute little belly button being 12 o'clock, where is your holster sitting? On me, there is a sweet spot at 3:30 where my Milt Sparks Criterion just sits naturally. YMMV, of course.
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Placed just around 3:30 and 4:00, front clip just aft of the belt loop near the starboard leg seam. Places the grip just forward of right rear pocket...


So far, just practicing around the property.
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You'll look hip adding suspenders.
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Been thinking of that accessory, but in the past suspenders accentuate my moobs...
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gonna say suspenders but it has already been said.
They come in a myriad of styles and colors. I guarantee you will get comments on them.

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Do they have one about tupperware on his hip?
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Get one of those compression shirts with a gun pocket. Also helps with moobs.
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The spanx one?
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