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Old 06-24-2010, 07:12 AM
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Yeah I was coming off of rt 23 where it's 65mph and got on rt 53 speed limit is 55 and just kept up the speeding... made it 200 yards and shat!...

sheriff,
to late,
lights on,
hands stay on grips,
thank god this is not toledo,
officer likes paint job,
nice guy,
thanks officer,
$125 ticket,
doesn't like paint job enough to give a warning,
boobs may have come in handy at this point,
thank you sir,
yep i'm a dumbass,
10 years no ticket down the drain....
I bet if your bike was Purple, He woulda not only NOT given u a ticket, he woulda bought u lunch as well.

Just sayin'
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Old 06-24-2010, 07:37 AM
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Yeah I was coming off of rt 23 where it's 65mph and got on rt 53 speed limit is 55 and just kept up the speeding... made it 200 yards and shat!...

sheriff,
to late,
lights on,
hands stay on grips,
thank god this is not toledo,
officer likes paint job,
nice guy,
thanks officer,
$125 ticket,
doesn't like paint job enough to give a warning,
boobs may have come in handy at this point,
thank you sir,
yep i'm a dumbass,
10 years no ticket down the drain....
People are always nice when they're taking your money.

Sorry you got a ticket...
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Old 06-24-2010, 10:15 AM
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Guarenteed item to make motorcycles do the speed limit.

This will keep ya from speeding:

...works for me...
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Old 06-24-2010, 12:23 PM
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People are always nice when they're taking your money.

Sorry you got a ticket...
Well except for my healthcare insurance provider. They treat ya like crap and take yer money. Ha
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Old 06-25-2010, 02:56 PM
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I bet if your bike was Purple, He woulda not only NOT given u a ticket, he woulda bought u lunch as well.

Just sayin'
Oh yeah, no doubt! Happens to me at least once a month.
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I was riding home from columbus today and got nabbed doing 73 in a 55...




nuff said...
So I am reading your thread. And I'm looking at your avatar. BTW, is that you? At any rate, I just imagined you getting pulled over on the trike and having that dumb grin on your face. And I laughed. Kinda loud.

I think I had one too many beers this afternoon. Carry on.
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Old 06-28-2010, 05:34 PM
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So I am reading your thread. And I'm looking at your avatar. BTW, is that you? At any rate, I just imagined you getting pulled over on the trike and having that dumb grin on your face. And I laughed. Kinda loud.

I think I had one too many beers this afternoon. Carry on.
Yeah that's me on the red bike. Ha. I should have road that one, never would have got a ticket on it.
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Old 06-28-2010, 05:57 PM
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6 of us were coming back from NC yesterday. 75-80 all the way from Danville to Charlottesville. Coming out of Lynchburg we came over a hill and there was the sherrif......I didn't even make eye contact....when we stopped for fuel, the guys in the back said he waved.
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I feel your pain brother. My insurance company just dropped me! Well, the company I had the cars with. I still have the bike with Progressive with no claims or tickets on it in over fours years. Unfortunately, I can't say the same for my 4 wheel vehicle record. I need to get a Prius so I when I get to chatting the wheels don't start speeding up on their own.

Just think, now you're good for 10 more years!
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