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Dear Boop Got a question? Looking for information or advice? Life getting you down? Ask Boop. Sort of like Dear Abby, only Doofier. |
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Don't forget to carry the one.
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My girl is all for it, and text I've gotten from the other guy sounds like his future wife feels the same way. Think I'll play the cards how are they are dealt on this one.
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That's it....
I just need to bring a singe girl into it. Problem solved, Knew I could count on you Boop.
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Wear White.
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I'll take "Things that never happen to Jackwagon" for $1000, Alex.
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In all these years this is the very first "Dear Boop" post that I have read. Boy, I have missed some entertainment.
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“We are all capable of believing things which we know to be untrue, and then, when we are finally proved wrong, impudently twisting the facts so as to show that we were right. Intellectually, it is possible to carry on this process for an indefinite time: the only check on it is that sooner or later a false belief bumps up against solid reality, usually on a battlefield.” —George Orwell, 1946 "The race may not always be to the swift nor the victory to the strong, but that's how you bet." - or - that's how the smart money bets...attributed to Damon Runyon |
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tell them you have always wanted to have sex between 2 consenting adults.
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“We are all capable of believing things which we know to be untrue, and then, when we are finally proved wrong, impudently twisting the facts so as to show that we were right. Intellectually, it is possible to carry on this process for an indefinite time: the only check on it is that sooner or later a false belief bumps up against solid reality, usually on a battlefield.” —George Orwell, 1946 "The race may not always be to the swift nor the victory to the strong, but that's how you bet." - or - that's how the smart money bets...attributed to Damon Runyon |
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If only everybody understood that rule of life.
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April 13, 2016 -- The day Richard was speechless. May your hands always be busy, May your feet always be swift. May you have a strong foundation When the winds of changes shift. May your heart always be joyful, and may your song always be sung, May you stay forever young! --Bob Dylan |
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contacted for the password to the posted pictures by Doug
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"If you can easily ride the bike in tight circles while slowly moving down the street while wearing a tapered hat with a tassel, it's probably a Shriner addition" - HDF L.Ron Hoover Welcomes you to the First Church of Appliantology Last edited by Turbo Turtle; 07-24-2015 at 12:13 PM. Reason: Because I can |
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Mega knows stuff.
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It's only gay if the balls touch.
Sent from the garage or bathroom by my HTC One, using TappAndTalk.
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I posted some of the pics in Eayor. The rest are safely in my computer, because I don't want to get banned for breaking Forum rules.
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Ok, I'm totally laughing my fukcen azz off. Good luck dood?
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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. "Before you begin to give someone a piece of your mind, consider carefully whether you can spare any." A. unknown |
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Like a Boss. [img][/img] Stinky pinky gulp and guzzle big rig snooze and stop. "History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid" - Gen Eisenhower.
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