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BMW Bikes that are engineered to be ridden... just sayin'...

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Old 04-20-2013, 02:03 PM
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Hey Russ

Seen this yet?

Consumer Reports takes on motorcycle rating; AAA's top commuter picks


Reliability report ranks motorcycles
Cushman motorcycles were found to be the most reliable in a survey conducted by Consumer Reports. It's the publication's first look into motorcycles. About 1 in 10 Cushman owners experienced issues in the previous four years. Cushman was followed closely Kowalski and *****. About 1 in 4 Harley-Davidson owners reported problems, but also reported the most satisfaction with their bikes. BMW motorcycles were found to be the least reliable, with about 1 in 3 owners reporting problems.

http://blog.nwautos.com/2013/04/cons..._vehicles.html
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Yeah, all the Roundel-fellaters over on the MOA and ADV sites are up in arms about this. Many of them conflate "problems" with "character". So really, it's a lot like HDF or VTF.
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Customer service doesn't exist, anywhere...


I remember one day I was working on one of those new Mercury Capri roadsters, back in the nineties, the customer was complaining that her convertible top leaked in heavy rain while driving it.

She had the stones to compare it to her friends Mbz SL which didn't leak at all in the rain.


For what her friend paid for the SL she could have bought four more Capri's...
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"Roundel-Fellators".
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"Roundel-Fellators".
Probably better than rotund Fellatrix
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ewwwww is right.

I love my y*ma** but with an abstract spiritual sort of love that desires just one more upper gear and a slightly bigger gas tank.

Hmm. I call her Maggie but that makes her sound like a guy.
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"Roundel-Fellators".

Yet Russ has started using the word "conflate".
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