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Old 11-18-2010, 07:31 AM
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The "Stupidest Things I've Heard Today" Thread

Post 'em up here while they're fresh in your mind.
I'll start with four:

3. I want the one with the bigger GBs.

2. I Wanna Be President!

And today's winner:
4. Preserve your right to choose not to wear a helmet by wearing a helmet.
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Old 11-18-2010, 07:33 AM
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Old 11-18-2010, 07:34 AM
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This?????? It's just a cold sore.
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Old 11-18-2010, 07:47 AM
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Old 11-18-2010, 07:59 AM
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Old 11-18-2010, 08:35 AM
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Old 11-18-2010, 08:41 AM
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Old 11-18-2010, 12:51 PM
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Old 11-18-2010, 02:39 PM
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