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Old 05-11-2014, 04:22 PM
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Well, crap.

I tried to elevate the gAZINTAs to some level of at least imagined respectability with their very own entry at urbandictionary.com.
Seems like even they aren't interested.

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gAZINTa

An arch-enemy of the Doof Clenas Motorcycle Collective, the gAZINTa is most often referred to as a "filthy, stinking 'zINt". Known primarily for their stench and their proclivity for interfering with farm animals, they are generally shunned by polite society.

They fancy themselves pirates and are often seen swilling cheap rum and threatening old people at border crossings.

Did you see that rum-soaked gAZINTa down at the feedlot trying to put lipstick on that sheep?
Sorry, guys. Maybe I can buy some space in in one of those magazines they give away free downtown...
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Old 05-11-2014, 04:29 PM
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Old 05-11-2014, 04:45 PM
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Being a rural gAZINTa I couldn't care less what urban dictionaries consider relevant to modern vocabulary (metrosexual? seriously?) but I do appreciate your efforts on our behalf. Sorta.
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Old 05-11-2014, 05:22 PM
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Old 05-11-2014, 05:59 PM
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Old 05-12-2014, 07:23 AM
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Old 05-12-2014, 01:01 PM
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