The Original Doof Roll Call

This is a copy and paste version of the original Doof Roll Call from VTF. The pictures are excluded,..but you'll get the drift,..or not,..you're Doofs!



GrayRider 06-13-2006 02:18 PM
Doof Clenas MC, Roll Call

GrayRider present and ready for service, your doofiness.

Lady Godiva 06-13-2006 02:34 PM
Lady Godiva - at your service as "Token Doof-ette"!

GrayRider 06-13-2006 02:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Godiva
Lady Godiva - at your service as "Token Doof-ette"!

Wow! Our first doof babe.

MegaGlide 06-13-2006 02:41 PM
Support your Local 43!

GrayRider 06-13-2006 02:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Support your Local 43!
I want that on my vest,..well...if I had a vest.

FXDRYDR 06-13-2006 02:45 PM
Doofi'n it!

I'm in! "The Midwest Doof Clena Chapter"... has a ring to it.

swmnkdinthervr 06-13-2006 02:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GrayRider
Wow! Our first doof babe.
Hope there are more Doof babes...then we'll get to see Doof boobs...

Cruzer 06-13-2006 02:56 PM
2 questions

Is this a 1% MC and do I have to Prospect?

MegaGlide 06-13-2006 02:59 PM
Well, I don't think that we've determined whether it's a 2% or a Whole Milk Club yet, but I'm leaning to Whole. MC stands for Milk Club in this case.
I'll just let y'all run w/ that one for awhile...

HD-LUX 06-13-2006 02:59 PM
I'd like an honorary membership please. What's my dues man? I'd like to be called 'The Big Gazintas', m'kay?



MegaGlide 06-13-2006 03:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HD-LUX
I'd like an honorary membership please. What's my dues man? I'd like to be called 'The Big Gazintas', m'kay?


Sorry, but no can do.
Your patch is silly.

Low_Rider 06-13-2006 03:04 PM
Sorry HD, I guess you aren't made up of enough doofianterone to make the cut. Im not going to even ask - these guys are only looking for the best of the best!

otterbob 06-13-2006 03:04 PM
charter member here.

8-Ball 06-13-2006 03:07 PM
Doof me in...


BryanL 06-13-2006 03:15 PM
Oregon chapter ready to roll

nvsteve 06-13-2006 03:18 PM
Count one from Nevada.

Deejay 06-13-2006 03:20 PM
2nd member of the Oregon Doof Chapter here!!!
Where is my rocker??? Bummer.... where's my vest???

So am I a Biker now? Or a Non-Biker?


Doug Connors

----------------------------
1993 Electra Glide Sport FLHS
1345 Evo w/ SE Baisley Heads
SE Forged Pistons w/ 10.5:1 CR
Woods W6H cam & Rivera PR's
SE Single Fire Adj Ign Mod & SE Coil
Mikuni HSR42 w 150 MJ, SE Air Filter
SuperTrapp TD's w/ Fishtail SO's

Gordito 06-13-2006 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by deejay-2k
2nd member of the Oregon Doof Chapter here!!!
Where is my rocker??? Bummer.... where's my vest???

So am I a Biker now? Or a Non-Biker?


Doug Connors

----------------------------
1993 Electra Glide Sport FLHS
1345 Evo w/ SE Baisley Heads
SE Forged Pistons w/ 10.5:1 CR
Woods W6H cam & Rivera PR's
SE Single Fire Adj Ign Mod & SE Coil
Mikuni HSR42 w 150 MJ, SE Air Filter
SuperTrapp TD's w/ Fishtail SO's


If I have to explain........:whistle:

TomB 06-13-2006 03:26 PM
Cheese-carrying Doof over here, boss ... hey, since I happen to be armed with a great big block of sharp cheddar (the densest of the cheeses ...) can I be Sergeant at Cheesy Arms? ... or maybe that's Cheesy Sergeant at Arms ... whatever ...

jockeyshift 06-13-2006 03:26 PM
NC is covered. :beer4u:

8-Ball 06-13-2006 03:27 PM
Mega has all rockers... so far anyway...

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Low_Rider 06-13-2006 03:31 PM
Wha?... No Michigan?

GrayRider 06-13-2006 03:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Low_Rider
Wha?... No Michigan?
You say sumpin', prospect? Now go watch the bikes and bring Big Doof a short one.

8-Ball 06-13-2006 03:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Low_Rider
Wha?... No Michigan?

Michigan sent...

I just make 'em... others make the determinations...

Low_Rider 06-13-2006 03:37 PM
Quote:
You say sumpin', prospect?

I said, "no mas"....

A short draft in a frosty mug comming up... Getting a Jack-n-Coke for myself....

Lady Godiva 06-13-2006 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Low_Rider
Wha?... No Michigan?
You and FXDRYDR can be charter members of the "The Midwest Doof Clena Chapter"!

DOOF BABE! I LIKE IT!!!!

GrayRider 06-13-2006 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Low_Rider
I said, "no mas"....

A short draft in a frosty mug comming up... Getting a Jack-n-Coke for myself....
OK, then. You've earned your bottom rocker.

mlewis 06-13-2006 03:47 PM
Got your Doof covered here!

xkvator 06-13-2006 04:00 PM
Don't forget about us Pa. Doofs...

ViennaHog 06-13-2006 04:02 PM
If doof clena works on carb motors, count Vienna Austria in

Gordito 06-13-2006 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Support your Local 43!

You better Trademark that....and quick!!

MegaGlide 06-13-2006 04:25 PM
8, I'm tellin' ya', "Nomads" and be done w/ it...

8-Ball 06-13-2006 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
8, I'm tellin' ya', "Nomads" and be done w/ it...

Too late... and Nomads is taken, I believe, by another group...

Live by the request... die by the request.

GrayRider 06-13-2006 04:40 PM
I'm bringin' family in.


MegaGlide 06-13-2006 04:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
Too late... and Nomads is taken, I believe, by another group...

Live by the request... die by the request.
What kind of doof-us takes Treasurer Gray or me seriously?
Go watch the bikes.

GrayRider 06-13-2006 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
What kind of doof-us takes Treasurer Gray or me seriously?
Go watch the bikes.

Yeah, and 2 short ones! Make a light.

Deejay 06-13-2006 05:02 PM
So when and where is the first Doof MC meeting?
Us west coaster's need some lead time if were heading far east......

(I guess I am a big enough Doof to post in both threads


Doug Connors

Life is not the number of breaths you take,
but finding what takes your breath away.....

----------------------------
1993 Electra Glide Sport FLHS
1345 Evo w/ SE Baisley Heads
SE Forged Pistons w/ 10.5:1 CR
Woods W6H cam & Rivera PR's
SE Single Fire Adj Ign Mod & SE Coil
Mikuni HSR42 w 150 MJ, SE Air Filter
SuperTrapp TD's w/ Fishtail SO's

MegaGlide 06-13-2006 05:07 PM
BTW, Treasurer Gray, I told 8 in a PM that he'd never have to watch the bikes (because of his service to the club in designing the patches, and since he was snivel.....er, he had mentioned it) and that you would take his shifts.
Anything brewed in strict adherence to the Bavarian Purity Law of 1516 will be fine for me.

GrayRider 06-13-2006 05:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
BTW, Treasurer Gray, I told 8 in a PM that he'd never have to watch the bikes (because of his service to the club in designing the patches, and since he was snivel.....er, he had mentioned it) and that you would take his shifts.
Anything brewed in strict adherence to the Bavarian Purity Law of 1516 will be fine for me.
Okey doke.

8-Ball 06-13-2006 05:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
What kind of doof-us takes Treasurer Gray or me seriously?
Go watch the bikes.

I wasn't talking about me... ya doof.

...too busy to watch the bikes... workin' on Lauries.. um... thong.

GrayRider 06-13-2006 05:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by deejay-2k
So when and where is the first Doof MC meeting?
Us west coaster's need some lead time if were heading far east......


I'm sure there will be some Doofs here.
There's even an outside chance The Big Doof himself will make an appearance.

MegaGlide 06-13-2006 05:11 PM
Your memory's OK for an older fellow.
Oh, almost forgot.
By charter the Club is limited to the Northern Hemisphere.
Nothing I can do.

GRock 06-13-2006 05:23 PM
Charter Member from CT checking in. Big Doof says so!

PS, Do we have to fight someone for the rights to the bottom rocker or something cause I'm not too sure that the Doof Clena MC will have much luck getting good Sargeants at Arms!

May Doof Clena always be at your back.....or on your back....or....Oh fug it!!

Lady Godiva 06-13-2006 05:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
...too busy to watch the bikes... workin' on Lauries.. um... thong.
Yeah - and won't all you other Doof Clena members be jealous that YOU don't have one! ^rolleyez^

YAY DOOF BOOBIES!!!

Deejay 06-13-2006 05:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Godiva
Yeah - and won't all you other Doof Clena members be jealous that YOU don't have one! ^rolleyez^

YAY DOOF BOOBIES!!!


I'm sure even if we did, we wouldn't look as good in it as you

Are you going to pose for the annual Doof Clena MC Calendar?



Doug Connors

Life is not the number of breaths you take,
but finding what takes your breath away.....

----------------------------
1993 Electra Glide Sport FLHS
1345 Evo w/ SE Baisley Heads
SE Forged Pistons w/ 10.5:1 CR
Woods W6H cam & Rivera PR's
SE Single Fire Adj Ign Mod & SE Coil
Mikuni HSR42 w 150 MJ, SE Air Filter
SuperTrapp TD's w/ Fishtail SO's

Duoglide_62 06-13-2006 05:38 PM
I tried the Doof Clena program and so should you!

GrayRider 06-13-2006 05:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GRock
Charter Member from CT checking in. Big Doof says so!

PS, Do we have to fight someone for the rights to the bottom rocker or something cause I'm not too sure that the Doof Clena MC will have much luck getting good Sargeants at Arms!

May Doof Clena always be at your back.....or on your back....or....Oh fug it!!

Welcome fellow brother Doof.

swmnkdinthervr 06-13-2006 05:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Godiva
YAY DOOF BOOBIES!!!
Damn...yer a real Doof babe after my own heart...some of us just got more Doof than we'll ever use...

MegaGlide 06-13-2006 05:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by deejay-2k
I'm sure even if we did, we wouldn't look as good in it as you

Are you going to pose for the annual Doof Clena MC Calendar?



Doug Connors

Life is not the number of breaths you take,
but finding what takes your breath away.....

----------------------------
1993 Electra Glide Sport FLHS
1345 Evo w/ SE Baisley Heads
SE Forged Pistons w/ 10.5:1 CR
Woods W6H cam & Rivera PR's
SE Single Fire Adj Ign Mod & SE Coil
Mikuni HSR42 w 150 MJ, SE Air Filter
SuperTrapp TD's w/ Fishtail SO's
Sorry, but Members are not calendar fodder, no matter how pleasing to the eye.
Pillion trophys only in the calendar.

Lady Godiva 06-13-2006 05:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Duoglide_62
I tried the Doof Clena program and so should you!
LMAO!!

Gee...snifff...it'd be a real HONOR to pose for the first annual Doof Clena MC calendar in my official Doof Clena thong - or is it going to be back to the 2 band-aids and the cork again for the calendar??

But wait! Looks like the Big Doof wants to protect the reputation of the membership and only allow pillion trophies in the calendar!

OK - if I can't be IN the calendar, then can I be ON the cover?????

MegaGlide 06-13-2006 05:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Godiva
LMAO!!

Gee...snifff...it'd be a real HONOR to pose for the first annual Doof Clena MC calendar in my official Doof Clena thong - or is it going to be back to the 2 band-aids and the cork again for the calendar??
Unless, you know, they volunteer.
This whole cork thing has got my interest.

Lady Godiva 06-13-2006 05:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by swmnkdinthervr
Damn...yer a real Doof babe after my own heart...some of us just got more Doof than we'll ever use...
I've always been a Doof - I'm so happy now that I have someplace to go where I'll fit in and be accepted.... :hystria:

Deejay 06-13-2006 05:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Sorry, but Members are not calendar fodder, no matter how pleasing to the eye.
Pillion trophys only in the calendar.


I'll shut up now..... <embarrassed for crossing the line>





Doug Connors

Life is not the number of breaths you take,
but finding what takes your breath away.....

----------------------------
1993 Electra Glide Sport FLHS
1345 Evo w/ SE Baisley Heads
SE Forged Pistons w/ 10.5:1 CR
Woods W6H cam & Rivera PR's
SE Single Fire Adj Ign Mod & SE Coil
Mikuni HSR42 w 150 MJ, SE Air Filter
SuperTrapp TD's w/ Fishtail SO's

8-Ball 06-13-2006 05:54 PM
... and here I've always been happy to simply share someone elses thong.

MegaGlide 06-13-2006 05:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by deejay-2k
I'll shut up now..... <embarrassed for crossing the line>





Doug Connors

Life is not the number of breaths you take,
but finding what takes your breath away.....

----------------------------
1993 Electra Glide Sport FLHS
1345 Evo w/ SE Baisley Heads
SE Forged Pistons w/ 10.5:1 CR
Woods W6H cam & Rivera PR's
SE Single Fire Adj Ign Mod & SE Coil
Mikuni HSR42 w 150 MJ, SE Air Filter
SuperTrapp TD's w/ Fishtail SO's
Ah, hell, I move that we suspend Roberts Rules of Order and play a game of Brazilian Rules checkers to settle this.

Cruzer 06-13-2006 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Well, I don't think that we've determined whether it's a 2% or a Whole Milk Club yet, but I'm leaning to Whole. MC stands for Milk Club in this case.
I'll just let y'all run w/ that one for awhile...
If we're voting, I vote Mother's Milk

GRock 06-13-2006 06:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Unless, you know, they volunteer.
This whole cork thing has got my interest.

You can say that, again!!!!!

How about if we make a cork the official mascot, or flower, or symbol........or..... oh, damn I forgot again!! Fug it!!

GPO03FatBoy 06-13-2006 06:10 PM
The official drink of the Doofs?

1 Attachment(s)
Big Doof -

I'm stocking Corona for a Doof gathering in NoVA

or maybe, oh Grandmaster Doof, a Doof gathering at the beach would be appropriate..........????




From VA, bringing Doofs-in-Training

MegaGlide 06-13-2006 06:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cruzer
If we're voting, I vote Mother's Milk
Well, it may end up Milk and Cookies.
Depends on how long I can stay on Atkins. When I fall off the wagon, I fall hard.

GRock 06-13-2006 06:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GPO03FatBoy
Big Doof -

I'm stocking Corona for a Doof gathering in NoVA

or maybe, oh Grandmaster Doof, a Doof gathering at the beach would be appropriate..........????




From VA, bringing Doofs-in-Training

Doofs of the future UNITE!

MegaGlide 06-13-2006 06:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GPO03FatBoy
Big Doof -

I'm stocking Corona for a Doof gathering in NoVA

or maybe, oh Grandmaster Doof, a Doof gathering at the beach would be appropriate..........????




From VA, bringing Doofs-in-Training
I dunno. Our funds are limited. If we go w/ Corona and all that it implies, we'll have to get a cappuccino machine for the clubhouse, and I'm just not sure we can afford that. Treasurer Gray?

Deejay 06-13-2006 06:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Well, it may end up Milk and Cookies.
Depends on how long I can stay on Atkins. When I fall off the wagon, I fall hard.


Rib-Eye Steaks Goooood....... Doughnuts Baaaaaaaad........



Doug Connors

Life is not the number of breaths you take,
but finding what takes your breath away.....

----------------------------
1993 Electra Glide Sport FLHS
1345 Evo w/ SE Baisley Heads
SE Forged Pistons w/ 10.5:1 CR
Woods W6H cam & Rivera PR's
SE Single Fire Adj Ign Mod & SE Coil
Mikuni HSR42 w 150 MJ, SE Air Filter
SuperTrapp TD's w/ Fishtail SO's

swmnkdinthervr 06-13-2006 06:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GRock
Doofs of the future UNITE!
Dyslexic Doofs UNTIE!!!

GPO03FatBoy 06-13-2006 06:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
I dunno. Our funds are limited. If we go w/ Corona and all that it implies, we'll have to get a cappuccino machine for the clubhouse, and I'm just not sure we can afford that. Treasurer Gray?



I'll pay the first Doof Dues to support the Corona. - Cappuccino sir, is way out of my league! Hellck, I can barely figure out how to squeeze that whole lime into the beer bottle.

FXDRYDR 06-13-2006 06:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HD-LUX
I'd like an honorary membership please. What's my dues man? I'd like to be called 'The Big Gazintas', m'kay?



Uh... HD-LUX... ya spelled it wrong... Though I suppose that could be overlooked... but given I'm a prospect, not my call.

GPO03FatBoy 06-13-2006 06:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by swmnkdinthervr
Dyslexic Doofs UNTIE!!!

Dyslexic heck! You're just trying to figure out how to UNTIE that thong!!

ATTILA 06-13-2006 06:21 PM
Murder city Doof Clena chapter reporting in
{salute(

GrayRider 06-13-2006 06:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
I dunno. Our funds are limited. If we go w/ Corona and all that it implies, we'll have to get a cappuccino machine for the clubhouse, and I'm just not sure we can afford that. Treasurer Gray?

Sure, why not? We'll pass the hat to make up any deficits.

GrayRider 06-13-2006 06:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GRock
Doofs of the future UNITE!
Yes, I was just telling the AP the other day as we passed a couple young uns boppin' up and down to rap music, "Just look at those little doofs!"

MegaGlide 06-13-2006 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GPO03FatBoy
Big Doof -

I'm stocking Corona for a Doof gathering in NoVA

or maybe, oh Grandmaster Doof, a Doof gathering at the beach would be appropriate..........????




From VA, bringing Doofs-in-Training
YESSS!!!
This is the official first spotting of a second shirt!
I believe something is swelling with pride, here.........oh, wait........no, it's still the effects of that whole cork thing.

HD-LUX 06-13-2006 07:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HD-LUX
I'd like an honorary membership please... I'd like to be called 'The Big Gazintas'...
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Sorry, but no can do...

MegaGlide 06-13-2006 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HD-LUX
Man, I'd love to help you out, but your patch is silly. People might get the wrong idea. Geez, I dunno, you got your checkbook with you?

YankeeBob 06-13-2006 07:34 PM
Doof Clena New Hampshire chapter here.

adlerx 06-13-2006 08:00 PM
Oregon chapter here! We have the largest chapter! What a bunch of doofs!
I am so proud to finally find others that "get-it"!!!

Mega, My best riding pal's OL works at a cookie factory! been trying to get back on the Atkins but she keeps sabotageing me, what should I do?
I think she's just trying to make sure I stay bigger than her Man......
I'll supply the cookies at the club house!

claytp1 06-13-2006 08:13 PM
So can FNGs join?

FNG here, but I'd really like to join. I find identity in doofiness. I'm from Arizona which I think is the birthplace of doofiness. Where else would one find a person willing to ride in 110 degree heat that wasn't a doof?!

I'm thinking with all the various representation that a pledge would be in order if I may suggest.

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Doof Clena, and to the Republic for which it doofs, one nation under Clena indivisible with liberty and doofiness for all."

HD-LUX 06-13-2006 08:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Man, I'd love to help you out, but your patch is silly. People might get the wrong idea. Geez, I dunno, you got your checkbook with you?
Oh man, I was hoping that it wouldn't come to this. It's a rumble! The Doof Clenas and the Gazintas!


GPO03FatBoy 06-13-2006 08:29 PM
1 Attachment(s)
Quote:
Originally Posted by HD-LUX
Oh man, I was hoping that it wouldn't come to this. It's a rumble! The Doof Clenas and the Gazintas!




When you're a Doof, you're a Doof all the way!



GrayRider 06-13-2006 08:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HD-LUX
Oh man, I was hoping that it wouldn't come to this. It's a rumble! The Doof Clenas and the Gazintas!

Sure that's not the Gayzintas?

HD-LUX 06-13-2006 08:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GrayRider
Sure that's not the Gayzintas?
Another good one Gray! They'll redecorate yer garage if yer not careful.

GrayRider 06-13-2006 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HD-LUX
Another good one Gray! They'll redecorate yer garage if yer not careful.
:hystria: ........


8-Ball 06-13-2006 08:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GrayRider
Sure that's not the Gayzintas?

They look pretty happy to me...

GrayRider 06-13-2006 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
They look pretty happy to me...

Looks like they're tryin' to catch a chicken.

8-Ball 06-13-2006 08:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GrayRider
Looks like they're tryin' to catch a chicken.

good clena fun...

HD-LUX 06-13-2006 10:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GrayRider
Looks like they're tryin' to catch a chicken.
Join 'em man, become the Grayzintas. Give 'em the old Hairy Toe.


GrayRider 06-13-2006 10:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HD-LUX
Join 'em man, become the Grayzintas. Give 'em the old Hairy Toe.

I'm committed to the DC's. Every time I think I'm out,.....they pull me back in.

dynageno 06-13-2006 10:03 PM
Hey, why wasn't I informed about roll call? Northern Cal checking in!

DrHeathenScum 06-13-2006 10:06 PM
That looks like John Travolta... only gayer.

Low_Rider 06-13-2006 10:19 PM
A doofer can CLENA da street wit a Gazinta...

Milehog 06-13-2006 11:05 PM
Milehog; Doofing about the west coast in search of good Cleena fun

Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
By charter the Club is limited to the Northern Hemisphere.
Nothing I can do.

No no, it's not carved in mud yet. I want them Aussies and NZ types in on this. They're too much fun, don't leave home without them.

MegaGlide 06-13-2006 11:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Milehog
No no, it's not carved in mud yet. I want them Aussies and NZ types in on this. They're too much fun, don't leave home without them.
Sorry.
Worldwide Charter.
Founding Fathers thought it best.
Out of my hands.
Nothing I can do.

LittleBear 06-14-2006 12:12 AM
Have not seen anybody check in from Texas yet. I guess I will have to start the Texas chaper.
Doof Clena LittleBear reporting.

chi-town 06-14-2006 12:50 AM
Illinois Doofnes Chapter checking in.........

How you guys get a picture of my foot?

Hiwaystar 06-14-2006 01:04 AM
Maryland Chapter here... can I write this off on my taxes?

After all, it is contributing to the sleazy white underbelly of this great nation, and that is now a good percentage of us, so its kinda helping the economy right?:whistle:

firetronix01 06-14-2006 01:12 AM
Man you guys were having a good time today.Looks like you need a 2nd from No.Nevada.I'm ready to rock.I believe theres more to being a doof than just being a doof.

Road-Dawg 06-14-2006 01:53 AM
A Support Group!

Great...cuz I was being sooo distraught...thinking I was gonna have to doof it alone. Isolated... leftout and kicked to the curb...in the distant land.

Can't wait to Doof it up.

Hawaii & Asian Pacific ready, willing and able.

Is there an "even bakers dozen" of steps...... I am really tired of the the old 12 step process to healing and a better life.

Punky

Road-Dawg 06-14-2006 01:58 AM
Can't Wait....

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Godiva
DOOF BABE! I LIKE IT!!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Godiva
Yeah - and won't all you other Doof Clena members be jealous that YOU don't have one! ^rolleyez^

YAY DOOF BOOBIES!!!

Bikini, Hula skirt and Hawaiian Topic lotion....

Can not wait til someone organizes the re-union.

Punky

xkvator 06-14-2006 06:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Road-Dawg
Can not wait til someone organizes the re-union.
...i think it was supposed to be Zanesville...

Totenkopf 06-14-2006 08:16 AM
Another from the State of ILL-ness checking in. Fulfilling a prospect's roll right now.

Searching for that sub-motto...........

Doofusses-r-us

Clena and mo'Betta

Doof U.S.

??????????

RK05 06-14-2006 08:30 AM
Gray, I will take the first bike watch at the Chillicothe Easy Rider show. Although, I get distracted easily !

Y2K King 06-14-2006 09:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
They look pretty happy to me...


cause "they just met a girl named maria"!!!!!:duh?:

GrayRider 06-14-2006 09:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Y2K King
cause "they just met a girl named maria"!!!!!:duh?:

Or a boy named Marty.

fourstar 06-14-2006 09:33 AM
Late bloomer from Bako, ready to fall-in. Where do I send my check?

Gordito 06-14-2006 09:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Godiva
Yeah - and won't all you other Doof Clena members be jealous that YOU don't have one! ^rolleyez^

YAY DOOF BOOBIES!!!


I thought the riding thong was part of the membership package?

Gordito 06-14-2006 09:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Unless, you know, they volunteer.
This whole cork thing has got my interest.


And I thought I was the only one.

TomB 06-14-2006 10:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Milehog
No no, it's not carved in mud yet. I want them Aussies and NZ types in on this. They're too much fun, don't leave home without them.

I concur ... let's put it to a vote ... all in favor of modifying the charter to include Kiwis and Aussies, say Aye! .... I believe the ayes have it ... you Big Doof.

Deejay 06-14-2006 10:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Unless, you know, they volunteer.
This whole cork thing has got my interest.


Thought I would draw up a Doof Clena
mascot in honor of Lady G. :bowdwn:



Doug Connors

Life is not the number of breaths you take,
but finding what takes your breath away.....

----------------------------
1993 Electra Glide Sport FLHS
1345 Evo w/ SE Baisley Heads
SE Forged Pistons w/ 10.5:1 CR
Woods W6H cam & Rivera PR's
SE Single Fire Adj Ign Mod & SE Coil
Mikuni HSR42 w 150 MJ, SE Air Filter
SuperTrapp TD's w/ Fishtail SO's

Lady Godiva 06-14-2006 11:07 AM
LMAO! Man, I just LOVE loggin in every morning to see what's transpired since I left the night before... You guys are killin me!!

MegaGlide 06-14-2006 11:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TomB
I concur ... let's put it to a vote ... all in favor of modifying the charter to include Kiwis and Aussies, say Aye! .... I believe the ayes have it ... you Big Doof.
OK, but no Fosters in the clubhouse!

GrayRider 06-14-2006 11:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
OK, but no Fosters in the clubhouse!

Speaking of the clubhouse, which one of you Doofs didn't put the Tinker Toys back in the box?

BryanL 06-14-2006 11:47 AM
I think that was you boss, but we wouldn't expect you to remember.

Low_Rider 06-14-2006 11:50 AM
Quote:
OK, but no Fosters in the clubhouse!

No Fosters, but I have some Cheetos to bring along - are they allowed in the clubhouse?

MegaGlide 06-14-2006 11:57 AM
As long as y'all leave the bag when you clear out. I'll lock up.

Deejay 06-14-2006 11:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Low_Rider
No Fosters, but I have some Cheetos to bring along - are they allowed in the clubhouse?

Just make sure to close the bag when unattended.
Lady G's champagne tends to spray when the cork is popped. :corn:




Doug Connors

Life is not the number of breaths you take,
but finding what takes your breath away.....

----------------------------
1993 Electra Glide Sport FLHS
1345 Evo w/ SE Baisley Heads
SE Forged Pistons w/ 10.5:1 CR
Woods W6H cam & Rivera PR's
SE Single Fire Adj Ign Mod & SE Coil
Mikuni HSR42 w 150 MJ, SE Air Filter
SuperTrapp TD's w/ Fishtail SO's

Lady Godiva 06-14-2006 11:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Low_Rider
No Fosters, but I have some Cheetos to bring along - are they allowed in the clubhouse?
I'd think Cheetos would be a required snack - just as long as I don't end up with orange crumbs all over my ass...

MegaGlide 06-14-2006 12:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Godiva
I'd think Cheetos would be a required snack - just as long as I don't end up with orange crumbs all over my ass...
Sh!t.
Nevermind.

MegaGlide 06-14-2006 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GrayRider
Speaking of the clubhouse, which one of you Doofs didn't put the Tinker Toys back in the box?
Nice avatar, Gray. About 1000% better looking than your previous efforts.

xkvator 06-14-2006 12:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Godiva
I'd think Cheetos would be a required snack - just as long as I don't end up with orange crumbs all over my ass...
:hmmm: ...i'm going to have a hard time concentrating on work today...

Lady Godiva 06-14-2006 12:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xkvator
:hmmm: ...i'm going to have a hard time concentrating on work today...
Sorry... :whistle:

Low_Rider 06-14-2006 12:32 PM
Quote:
I'd think Cheetos would be a required snack - just as long as I don't end up with orange crumbs all over my ass...

You're gonna get a LONG list of people willing to take care of that situation should it come about, Laurie.

auwrestler197 06-14-2006 12:33 PM
Well!!! I haven't seen Alabama yet. Anyone? Can I be the first? Please? Please? Please?

Lady Godiva 06-14-2006 12:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Low_Rider
You're gonna get a LONG list of people willing to take care of that situation should it come about, Laurie.
You guys are SO NICE!!

Sorry you guys - I honestly don't make all these comments to get attention (not that I don't enjoy it) - I guess I just have a slightly dirty sense of humor. Kind of like a guy - only with DOOF BOOBIES!!!

TomB 06-14-2006 12:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
OK, but no Fosters in the clubhouse!

Agreed ... the Southern Hemisphere prospects shall immediately begin shipping mass quantities of Victoria Bitter and Toohey's New to the clubhouse ... :beer4u:

8-Ball 06-14-2006 12:37 PM
Hey... anybody want these scratched chrome parts over here in the corner... they'd look good on my bike.

GrayRider 06-14-2006 12:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
Hey... anybody want these scratched chrome parts over here in the corner... they'd look good on my bike.
Watch your bike, 8. I saw a couple of Doofs eyeing your tail light assembly.

ATTILA 06-14-2006 12:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Godiva
I'd think Cheetos would be a required snack - just as long as I don't end up with orange crumbs all over my ass...

Well then how about cheese balls...:xhere:

8-Ball 06-14-2006 12:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GrayRider
Watch your bike, 8. I saw a couple of Doofs eyeing your tail light assembly.

Who is supposed to be watching the bikes... I'm busy doing VP shlt... and looking for jester hats.

Low_Rider 06-14-2006 12:51 PM
I am watching the bikes here on the East side, but my Super Doofer Telephoto lens has not shown up yet to watch o'er the West side bikes.

TomB 06-14-2006 12:57 PM
I believe that the bylaws specifically state that, other than the person to whom the cheese particles are currently attached, ONLY the Cheesy Sergeant at Arms may remove said cheese particles ... so Laurie, you can either take care of the problem yourself, or I'll take care of it for you ... that's what I'm here for ...



... dammm, folks always be thinkin' they can do my job for me ...

MegaGlide 06-14-2006 01:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
Hey... anybody want these scratched chrome parts over here in the corner... they'd look good on my bike.
They came off your bike, spit-boy.

Deejay 06-14-2006 01:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TomB
I believe that the bylaws specifically state that, other than the person to whom the cheese particles are currently attached, ONLY the Cheesy Sergeant at Arms may remove said cheese particles.

Could you give us some detail on how this extraction process works?
Does the process differ depending on the size of the cheese particle?




Doug Connors

Life is not the number of breaths you take,
but finding what takes your breath away.....

----------------------------
1993 Electra Glide Sport FLHS
1345 Evo w/ SE Baisley Heads
SE Forged Pistons w/ 10.5:1 CR
Woods W6H cam & Rivera PR's
SE Single Fire Adj Ign Mod & SE Coil
Mikuni HSR42 w 150 MJ, SE Air Filter
SuperTrapp TD's w/ Fishtail SO's

MegaGlide 06-14-2006 01:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by deejay-2k
Could you give us some detail on how this extraction process works?
Does the process differ depending on the size of the cheese particle?




Doug Connors

Life is not the number of breaths you take,
but finding what takes your breath away.....

----------------------------
1993 Electra Glide Sport FLHS
1345 Evo w/ SE Baisley Heads
SE Forged Pistons w/ 10.5:1 CR
Woods W6H cam & Rivera PR's
SE Single Fire Adj Ign Mod & SE Coil
Mikuni HSR42 w 150 MJ, SE Air Filter
SuperTrapp TD's w/ Fishtail SO's
Not really size dependent, more like attachee dependent.
In this case, ever seen a cat cleaning itself?

8-Ball 06-14-2006 01:39 PM
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That's it... This should cover it:

(not for print)


GrayRider 06-14-2006 01:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
That's it... This should cover it:

(not for print)


What?? Is that for Iranians?

MegaGlide 06-14-2006 01:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GrayRider
What?? Is that for Iranians?
I think you put it on below your state rocker. So it's, you know, extra.
I think the NM guys requested it.

GrayRider 06-14-2006 01:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
I think you put it on below your state rocker. So it's, you know, extra.
I think the NM guys requested it.

Gotcha. So it's Exterrestrial.

8-Ball 06-14-2006 02:13 PM
one rocker fits all... although, there is the whole 4 patch thing... .001 %

BUDKING 06-14-2006 02:37 PM
Head Doof from the Rock Capital of the World reporting for cheese crumb removal duty, SIR!


-

8-Ball 06-14-2006 03:27 PM
Current Rocker List

Illinois.tif
Virginia.tif
Arizona.tif
Maryland.tif
Nevada.tif
Jersey.tif
Indiana.tif
Georgia.tif
Florida.tif
Austria.tif
No. Cal..tif
Connecticut.tif
Aussie.tif
So.Carolina.tif
So.Cal.tif
Pennsylvania.tif
Oregon.tif
Ohio.tif
No.Carolina.tif
New Hampshire.tif
Louisiana.tif
Michigan.tif
Hawaii.tif
Loozeeana.tif
England.tif
Terrestrial.tif
Texas.tif
Kentucky.tif
New Zealand.tif

TomB 06-14-2006 03:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BUDKING
Head Doof from the Rock Capital of the World reporting for cheese crumb removal duty, SIR!

Sigh ... once again we have some Doof tryin' to horn in on my job ...

I am the Cheesy Sergeant at Arms and ONLY I hold the secret knowledge of cheese particle removal ... the Big Doof does keep a second copy of the secret knowledge papers in the clubhouse safe just in case I get abducted by aliens (whatever happened to that guy anyway?) or something, but even the Big Doof cannot USE the knowledge unless he (1) relinquishes his current title, and (2) get's appointed cheesy Sergeant at Arms in the event of my demise (Cheesy Sergeant at Arms IS a lifelong appointment afterall, kind of like the Supremes...) ...


Honestly, you folks really need to read the bylaws ... it's all in there ...

MegaGlide 06-14-2006 03:36 PM
Gentlemen (and Doof Babe), we've arrived.

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22do...n&lr=&filter=0

luke611 06-14-2006 03:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
Illinois.tif
Virginia.tif
Arizona.tif
Maryland.tif
Nevada.tif
Jersey.tif
Indiana.tif
Georgia.tif
Florida.tif
Austria.tif
No. Cal..tif
Connecticut.tif
Aussie.tif
So.Carolina.tif
So.Cal.tif
Pennsylvania.tif
Oregon.tif
Ohio.tif
No.Carolina.tif
New Hampshire.tif
Louisiana.tif
Michigan.tif
Hawaii.tif
Loozeeana.tif
England.tif
Terrestrial.tif
Texas.tif
Kentucky.tif
New Zealand.tif
Might as well add Kansas to the list.

GrayRider 06-14-2006 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Gentlemen (and Doof Babe), we've arrived.

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22do...n&lr=&filter=0
It may be time to expand to our other site.

Lady Godiva 06-14-2006 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TomB
Sigh ... once again we have some Doof tryin' to horn in on my job ...

I am the Cheesy Sergeant at Arms and ONLY I hold the secret knowledge of cheese particle removal ... Honestly, you folks really need to read the bylaws ... it's all in there ...
Once again, I leave and come back to find SO much has happened!!

Yes, the method of cheese particle removal depends on how large the cheese particles are. But as the official Cheesy Sergeant of Arms, TomB gets to make the determination about the appropriate method and may assist when I can't reach all particles. (Of course, I wouldn't have to worry about cheese crumbs sticking to my butt while in the clubhouse wearing my official Doof Babe thong if you guys wouldn't be so messy!!)

Cheese balls are the results of a messy Cheetos eater and I hereby decry that the Cheesy Sergeant of Arms is NOT responsible for the removal of said cheese particles in this instance.

8-Ball 06-14-2006 03:47 PM
It all seems so surreal...

luke611 06-14-2006 03:56 PM
It's worse than I thought

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Word is spreading fast.

GrayRider 06-14-2006 03:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Gentlemen (and Doof Babe), we've arrived.

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22do...n&lr=&filter=0
If that pesky Google Spider Bot wants to be a member, he's gonna have to pay his dues.

auwrestler197 06-14-2006 04:09 PM
Still no Alabama on the list? Please?????????????????????????

Lady Godiva 06-14-2006 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by auwrestler197
Still no Alabama on the list? Please?????????????????????????
We gotta have a BAMA DOOF!!

swmnkdinthervr 06-14-2006 04:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Gentlemen (and Doof Babe), we've arrived.

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22do...n&lr=&filter=0
Validation at long last...I've but one question, since we were "googled" while I was at work...was it fun?

Woody218 06-14-2006 06:08 PM
Damn, I was outta town for a couple days. Best add North Dakota to the list!

8-Ball 06-14-2006 07:18 PM
Alabama
North Dakota

check.....

kenhorse 06-14-2006 07:41 PM
i am getting my doof tatto live to doof/doof to live tennessee doof here

8-Ball 06-14-2006 08:19 PM
tennessee added

LittleBear 06-14-2006 08:47 PM
Damm, 8, as VP I think you do more than the Pres does. Maybe we should go over and see if he had to much scotch and beer. But he does delegate well. Now where did that cork go?

Monstermile 06-14-2006 08:50 PM
Well if you need someone from Delaware to represent I guess I can represent. Even though I have no idea what it is I am representing.

8-Ball 06-14-2006 09:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LittleBear
Damm, 8, as VP I think you do more than the Pres does. Maybe we should go over and see if he had to much scotch and beer. But he does delegate well. Now where did that cork go?

Only until the inauguration... then, as you well know, I'll need do nothing and noone will ever see or hear from me again unless I need to take heat for the BD.

GrayRider 06-14-2006 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LittleBear
Damm, 8, as VP I think you do more than the Pres does. Maybe we should go over and see if he had to much scotch and beer. But he does delegate well. Now where did that cork go?

We're busy cuttin' up the coin. Doofs!

the bob 06-14-2006 10:49 PM
ah! before any one tries to remove the cheese particles,maybe you should let dr. bob inspect them up close. they could be a health hazard.ya don't want the sargent of arms doof to get sick would ya.

Mike514 06-15-2006 01:03 AM
I don't think I saw it, but hows about Wisconsin?

The Tourist 06-15-2006 01:13 AM
We already have accepted MC boundaries.

Let's not be starting a turf war. In this case, it would probably be a water-balloon war, but war is war.

8-Ball 06-15-2006 01:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Tourist
We already have accepted MC boundaries.

Let's not be starting a turf war. In this case, it would probably be a water-balloon war, but war is war.

It was only a matter of time... where did I put that hose.


Gordito 06-15-2006 09:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
It was only a matter of time... where did I put that hose.


I wonder if the blonde is using sun screen?

dschoemaker 06-15-2006 10:07 AM
Chi-town chapter member checking in, long as we dont have to trade our bikes in for Vespas.

Dave

TomB 06-15-2006 10:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dschoemaker
Chi-town chapter member checking in, long as we dont have to trade our bikes in for Vespas.

You can quote me on this ... Doofs ride Harleys!

LittleBear 06-15-2006 10:56 AM
AS as the Sargent of Arms, Tom, it is your job to make sure that is the case. Between cheese crum cleanup that is.

The Tourist 06-15-2006 11:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gordito
I wonder if the blonde is using sun screen?

How can you tell which one is blonde? They both are wearing thongs.

8-Ball 06-15-2006 11:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Tourist
How can you tell which one is blonde? They both are wearing thongs.

Judging from things around here... that may be of no help either, Chico.

kenhorse 06-15-2006 12:27 PM
i propose all blond doofs or as known to the club doofets must be able to prove their blondness in a thong check and to be fair and not to harass blonds the same goes for red heads and brunettes. also to be fair doofets may require the same check of any male except those of us who are bald or gray

TomB 06-15-2006 12:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LittleBear
AS as the Sargent of Arms, Tom, it is your job to make sure that is the case. Between cheese crum cleanup that is.

But of course ...

8-Ball 06-15-2006 12:49 PM
no way... any color hair is fine... as long as it matches... or doesn't need to.

... and what are you smokin'?!?! The double standard stands...

Gordito 06-15-2006 02:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Tourist
How can you tell which one is blonde? They both are wearing thongs.

I just know.....

luke611 06-15-2006 03:04 PM
We're not there yet
http://search-desc.ebay.com/search/s...=R10&satitle=% 22doof+clena%22&sacat=-1%26catref%3DC6&bs=Search&fts=2&sargn=-1%26saslc%3D2&sadis=200&fpos=ZIP%2FPostal&ftrt=1&f trv=1&saprclo=&saprchi=&fsop=1&fsoo=1

ShakyJake 06-15-2006 04:59 PM
Why breakit down into states??? Why not just be a national club and be DOOF-US........


Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
Mega has all rockers... so far anyway...

Georgia.tif
Virginia.tif
So.Cal.tif
Connecticut.tif
Nevada.tif
Oregon.tif
Arizona.tif
Ohio.tif
Indiana.tif
Florida.tif
No.Carolina.tif
Jersey.tif
So.Carolina.tif

ShakyJake 06-15-2006 05:05 PM
If you do that some A$$wipe that does not believe in Doofiness might get offended and take you to court for crossing the line between Doof and state...+SMSH+ +SMSH+


Quote:
Originally Posted by claytp1
FNG here, but I'd really like to join. I find identity in doofiness. I'm from Arizona which I think is the birthplace of doofiness. Where else would one find a person willing to ride in 110 degree heat that wasn't a doof?!

I'm thinking with all the various representation that a pledge would be in order if I may suggest.

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Doof Clena, and to the Republic for which it doofs, one nation under Clena indivisible with liberty and doofiness for all."

8-Ball 06-15-2006 05:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShakyJake
Why breakit down into states??? Why not just be a national club and be DOOF-US........

Just goes to prove... we are doofs.

ShakyJake 06-15-2006 05:29 PM
I think all DOOFETS should be checked....even those whos hair color does not fall into the accepted types....I am especially interested in those who are follically challenged


Quote:
Originally Posted by kenhorse
i propose all blond doofs or as known to the club doofets must be able to prove their blondness in a thong check and to be fair and not to harass blonds the same goes for red heads and brunettes. also to be fair doofets may require the same check of any male except those of us who are bald or gray

Jeff Seal 06-15-2006 09:21 PM
Houston DC chapter checking in...!

...lord, I ride to Vegas for a week and miss everything...

JS

scrutinizer 06-15-2006 10:52 PM
Like Lace I am a little late too. You see, I had to get authorization from my parole officer. It is required that I not associate with any known criminal element.After researching the Doofs, He told me it was OK as long as I wasn't required to get another tattoo or pass out Mardi Gras beads. He also suggested that I seek advice from my spiritual advisor. I did that as well. He told me that under no circumstances am I to join prior to midnight tonight(something about astrological alignments). So count me in. I know it is midnight somewhere.

WHERE DO YOU GUYS KEEP THE BEER?

kenhorse 06-15-2006 11:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Studded Lace
Studded Lace checking in. Sorry I'm so late.

I was just wondering if 8-Ball was going to design my thong too? Just let me know when it's done so I can get out the Pink Rhinestone Weedwacker.

Don't forget the sparkly thingys.
lace 8 ball can't help with your thong thats a little to close or maybe not doof away and as far as men go , nobody better laugh

MegaGlide 06-16-2006 09:30 AM
OK, thong/weedwhacker-wise, it should be noted that no bikini spiders are allowed in the clubhouse, except in the Eastern European ones.

Geezer-Glide 06-16-2006 09:52 AM
New Jersey Local 43 checkin' in!!

DOOF... DOOF.... DOOF.........!!!

:banana: :banana: :banana:

ohiomotoxer 06-16-2006 10:02 AM
Better late than never...........:spank:

MegaGlide 06-16-2006 10:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Studded Lace
Mega you cracked me up.

For your information you only get spiders and cobb webs when you don't use it. On the same note there is no room in the clubhouse for all the bottles of Grecian Formula, Rogaine and Viagra.

What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Perhaps I can use my God-given artistic talents to illustrate. To wit:

Geezer-Glide 06-16-2006 10:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ohiomotoxer
Better late than never...........:spank:

yea yea yea...... 8 had me already, I just made it "official."
Man o man, take two days off and lookie what I've missed!! I know what you mean Laurie!!

Gordito 06-16-2006 10:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Perhaps I can use my God-given artistic talents to illustrate. To wit:


Personally, I think THAT could be the DOOF logo. Right between the rockers.....8?

MegaGlide 06-16-2006 10:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Studded Lace
I understood your wit. Did you understand mine? But thanks for the graphics. I'm sure the others will appreciate them.

There is no failure to communicate. I just took it to the next level. Geeze, you old people. Let's get together and play some Domino's.
Well, sure, but I question its applicability.
Lots of beautiful platinum blond hair here, and it still leads me around like a little (don't start) divining rod...

8-Ball 06-16-2006 10:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Perhaps I can use my God-given artistic talents to illustrate. To wit:

The man has no drawing skills... scary... just scary.

Gordito... that would mean that I would have to look at it on a daily basis... can't do it... I have parameters... standards even.

Geezer-Glide 06-16-2006 10:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
and it still leads me around like a little (don't start) divining rod...
Too late.............. too late.........................................

Y2K King 06-16-2006 11:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Perhaps I can use my God-given artistic talents to illustrate. To wit:




Lady Godiva 06-16-2006 11:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Studded Lace
I just don't want to be stuck with 2 bandades and a cork!
Lace - it's not so bad when you get used to it...

Mega - LMAO!!! Never seen a bikini spider before, and after seeing your drawing, I hope I NEVER DO see one... I hate spiders...

Lady Godiva 06-16-2006 11:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Studded Lace
I say that's how we intiate new members. Make them wear the cork and band aides for a day.
I like it! I LIKE IT!!

MegaGlide 06-16-2006 11:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Godiva
Lace - it's not so bad when you get used to it...

Mega - LMAO!!! Never seen a bikini spider before, and after seeing your drawing, I hope I NEVER DO see one... I hate spiders...
Well, the leg length was a little exaggerated for illustrative purposes, but they are scary, nonetheless.

Snowdundr 06-16-2006 12:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luke611
We're not there yet
http://search-desc.ebay.com/search/s...=R10&satitle=% 22doof+clena%22&sacat=-1%26catref%3DC6&bs=Search&fts=2&sargn=-1%26saslc%3D2&sadis=200&fpos=ZIP%2FPostal&ftrt=1&f trv=1&saprclo=&saprchi=&fsop=1&fsoo=1

Oh, we are so there now.

GrayRider 06-16-2006 01:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Snowdundr
Oh, we are so there now.

That's hillarious. Where next? The dictionary? Oh wait,....there's no definition.

Snowdundr 06-16-2006 01:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GrayRider
That's hillarious. Where next? The dictionary? Oh wait,....there's no definition.

Wikipedia?

Gordito 06-16-2006 03:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Perhaps I can use my God-given artistic talents to illustrate. To wit:


Maybe that should be the center patch. Pretty handy art work Mega.

SAFXDL 06-16-2006 03:19 PM
So....how does one join this very fine and upstanding orgainization??

Lady Godiva 06-16-2006 04:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Studded Lace
Well, first you have to be initiated in. Lady Godiva and I are in charge.
Don't be scared you don't have to be jumped in......It's way worse than that!
We just need to get the corks and band aides.

Let us know when you are ready
K - here they are! We're waiting....

SAFXDL 06-16-2006 04:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Studded Lace
Well, first you have to be initiated in. Lady Godiva and I are in charge.
Don't be scared you don't have to be jumped in......It's way worse than that!
We just need to get the corks and band aides.

Let us know when you are ready
Wow...Corks AND Band Aides....{sniff sniff} brings back found memories of my Honeymoon.....

MegaGlide 06-16-2006 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SAFXDL
So....how does one join this very fine and upstanding orgainization??
Welcome, prospect!

scrutinizer 06-16-2006 04:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Studded Lace
Well, first you have to be initiated in. Lady Godiva and I are in charge.
Don't be scared you don't have to be jumped in......It's way worse than that!
We just need to get the corks and band aides.

Let us know when you are ready

PLEASE.... tell me that along with corks and band aids, you girls require the whips and handcuffs as well........

Lady Godiva 06-16-2006 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by scrutinizer
PLEASE.... tell me that along with corks and band aids, you girls require the whips and handcuffs as well........
We save those for the established members... :whistle:

MegaGlide 06-16-2006 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Gordito
Maybe that should be the center patch. Pretty handy art work Mega.
Thanks.
I'm thinking of getting a Mac and going into fixture design after I retire.

scrutinizer 06-16-2006 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Studded Lace
In the beginning it's all about humiliation.

The fun comes after you pay your dues.

Probably no chance of paying my dues up front is there? I didn't think so....you're such a good dominatrix!

8-Ball 06-16-2006 05:40 PM
I love long nails...


Gordito 06-16-2006 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by 8-Ball
I love long nails...


Hey, she looks like my prom date!!

rkt88403 06-16-2006 09:20 PM
Doof in Michigan checking in.

SAFXDL 06-16-2006 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Welcome, prospect!
Thank you "Big Doof"...sir. Now what's the next step...do I have to paint the clubhouse???

MegaGlide 06-16-2006 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by SAFXDL
Thank you "Big Doof"...sir. Now what's the next step...do I have to paint the clubhouse???
No, it's nicely spiffed up already.
Have you seen Lace and LG yet?

8-Ball 06-16-2006 10:28 PM

RKJ 06-16-2006 10:33 PM
Could I represent the Missouri Doofs? You guys need MO DOOFS! or Sho-me DOOFS. I'm fun, round and dont take up much space. Oh, I'm also follically challenged, (if that helps) I don't drink anymore, so I could be the designated DOOF.

SAFXDL 06-16-2006 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by MegaGlide
No, it's nicely spiffed up already.
Have you seen Lace and LG yet?
Uh.....the cork and band-aide ladies??

MegaGlide 06-16-2006 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by RKJ
Could I represent the Missouri Doofs? You guys need MO DOOFS! or Sho-me DOOFS. I'm fun, round and dont take up much space. Oh, I'm also follically challenged, (if that helps) I don't drink anymore, so I could be the designated DOOF.
OutSTANDING. Wife and I were just talking about how nice it is that our oldest can drive us home when we find a place with good Sangria now...
You got a trailer so you can haul the bikes back, too?

MegaGlide 06-16-2006 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by SAFXDL
Uh.....the cork and band-aide ladies??
That would be them.

SAFXDL 06-16-2006 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by MegaGlide
That would be them.
We've spoken...that's about it

Y2K King 06-16-2006 10:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
OutSTANDING. Wife and I were just talking about how nice it is that our oldest can drive us home when we find a place with good Sangria now...
You got a trailer so you can haul the bikes back, too?


ummmmm...sangria GOOD!!!!!!!!:bowdwn:

tractorhunter 06-16-2006 10:47 PM
No New Yorkers yet?

New York Chapter ready and willing. (I don't have to wear a vest that says DOOF do I?) What time does the wet t-shirt contest start?

MegaGlide 06-16-2006 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by SAFXDL
We've spoken...that's about it
Well, after the cork is rendered unfit for anything polite, we'll see what you're still capable of and go from there...

SEDELUXE 06-16-2006 11:23 PM
NJ chapter ready here:chopper:

kenhorse 06-17-2006 12:13 AM
ladies has a cork ever been lost? and if so does the prospect have to pay for the cork?

Jeff Seal 06-17-2006 12:37 AM
To whom it may concern within the Doof Clena MC, I will personally offer my services as "environmental relations coordinator" to give the club an "earth-friendly" persona in these days of political correctness.

My qualifications include:

20+ yrs of dedicated service in the field of preparing beer, wine and liquor containers for "recycling".

28 yrs of "natural fertilization" of areas where greenery didn't exist.

40 yrs of Oxygen/Carbon Dioxide "processing"

I realize there are more qualified candidates already here in "upper" management and elsewhere within the organization, just trying to do my part!

Jeff Seal

RKJ 06-17-2006 08:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
OutSTANDING. Wife and I were just talking about how nice it is that our oldest can drive us home when we find a place with good Sangria now...
You got a trailer so you can haul the bikes back, too?

Yes Sir Mr Big DOOF I Do. It is freshly painted with new wood and a ramp. It is probably long enough to allow any DOOFs room on the back in case they can't make it any further. MO DOOF standing by. ( I hope I haven't broken any by-laws by proclaiming myself MO DOOF) I really don't want to be a NO MO DOOF. There also are a number of wineries close at hand if new corks are needed for the DOOF Babes.

Snowdundr 06-17-2006 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by RKJ
Yes Sir Mr Big DOOF I Do. It is freshly painted with new wood and a ramp. It is probably long enough to allow any DOOFs room on the back in case they can't make it any further. MO DOOF standing by. ( I hope I haven't broken any by-laws by proclaiming myself MO DOOF) I really don't want to be a NO MO DOOF. There also are a number of wineries close at hand if new corks are needed for the DOOF Babes.

Would there, by chance, be a contingent of cork soakers there by the wineries? !drunk!

SAFXDL 06-17-2006 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Well, after the cork is rendered unfit for anything polite, we'll see what you're still capable of and go from there...
I think I understand the cork part...but the band-aides?

MegaGlide 06-17-2006 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by SAFXDL
I think I understand the cork part...but the band-aides?
Well, for you they'll tidy up that whole nipple hair issue...
For the gals, they just bring them into compliance with local decency codes.

SAFXDL 06-17-2006 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Well, for you they'll tidy up that whole nipple hair issue...
For the gals, they just bring them into compliance with local decency codes.
Ok....I am safe on the nipple hair issue....no chest hair at all...well I think there is one that my wife likes running her finger thru...

Y2K King 06-17-2006 01:48 PM
[quote=MegaGlide]Well, for you they'll tidy up that whole nipple hair issue...





fatboyskip 06-17-2006 03:09 PM
I'm probably not worthy...........bikes still in storage and I don't get the "43" thing at all. Chula Vista ready to support just the same!!!

MegaGlide 06-17-2006 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by fatboyskip
I'm probably not worthy...........bikes still in storage and I don't get the "43" thing at all. Chula Vista ready to support just the same!!!
You're more than worthy, Skip.

abcd
1234

MegaGlide 06-17-2006 10:11 PM
Hey, we gots a Blonde Doof Babe, and we gots a dusky Eye-talian Doof Babe, but we don't gots no red-headed Doof Babes.
Nominees?

RKJ 06-18-2006 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Snowdundr
Would there, by chance, be a contingent of cork soakers there by the wineries? !drunk!

I am going to have to do some recon. I am on on it, will get back ASAP. MO DOOF out.

Fireberry 06-18-2006 06:40 AM
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Hey, we gots a Blonde Doof Babe, and we gots a dusky Eye-talian Doof Babe, but we don't gots no red-headed Doof Babes.
Nominees?

McDaddy Doof:

Please feel free to call any from my stable of hotties when ever you need a little companionship at the club house.

MegaGlide 06-18-2006 08:01 AM
Who wants to tell the Sergeant at Arms to go watch the bikes?

Snowdundr 06-18-2006 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Who wants to tell the Sergeant at Arms to go watch the bikes?

Prospect the 4-eyed Harpy Doof Babe from the post above and have her watch the bikes. No self-preserving thief, and certainly no knob-dicker, is gonna' mess with that one. She can see everything you do and can still scream at you with a long neck in one mouth.

dynageno 06-19-2006 02:19 AM
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The new northern ca, fremont chapter...

Deejay 06-19-2006 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Studded Lace
It must be self retrieved.


Hmmmm... interesting.... :hmmm:

Next time this happens, can I watch?
I'm always interested in learning a new technique.....


Doug Connors

Life is not the number of breaths you take,
but finding what takes your breath away.....

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1993 Electra Glide Sport FLHS
1345 Evo w/ SE Baisley Heads
SE Forged Pistons w/ 10.5:1 CR
Woods W6H cam & Rivera PR's
SE Single Fire Adj Ign Mod & SE Coil
Mikuni HSR42 w 150 MJ, SE Air Filter
SuperTrapp TD's w/ Fishtail SO's

xkvator 06-19-2006 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Studded Lace
It must be self retrieved.

how did i miss that?

Rock 06-19-2006 11:02 AM
There's Doofs in this here thread. <reaching for hand grenades>

xkvator 06-19-2006 11:04 AM
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I have a cork retreiver...

Lady Godiva 06-19-2006 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Studded Lace
This looks to be a little smaller than I had in mind. What do you think Lady Godiva?
Hmmm... Cork's not bad, but I prefer Chandon...

We need a Red Headed Doof Babe - what happened to Hisredheadbabe???

Regarding band-aids, I prefer the small round ones...

TomB 06-19-2006 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Lady Godiva
... Regarding band-aids, I prefer the small round ones...

Which, according to the bylaws, may only be applied by the Cheesy Sergeant at Arms ... who also happens to be in charge of First Aid and Safety ... yes, it's true I DO do everything around here ... =devil=

MegaGlide 06-19-2006 11:43 AM
When they keep popping off is when you know you're having a good time.

TomB 06-19-2006 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by MegaGlide
When they keep popping off is when you know you're having a good time.

Thus speaks the Big Doof!

FE Butte 06-19-2006 10:34 PM
They pop off?
What causes dat:whistle:

8-Ball 06-20-2006 07:17 AM
Temperature shifts

ATTILA 06-20-2006 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by 8-Ball
Temperature shifts

Of the nippley kind

Lady Godiva 06-20-2006 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by FE Butte
They pop off?
What causes dat:whistle:
Backpressure.... Oh, wait - that's the corks...

TomB 06-20-2006 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Lady Godiva
Backpressure.... Oh, wait - that's the corks...

Excuse me a minute while I go poke out my mind's eye ...

ohiomotoxer 06-20-2006 10:42 AM
Ohio Doofs....Bike Nite Quaker Steak and Lube Wed nite, Valley View location;

http://www.lubewings.com/default.asp...e=directi ons

Lady Godiva 06-20-2006 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by TomB
Excuse me a minute while I go pole out my mind's eye ...
LOL! Sorry Sarge...

Deejay 06-21-2006 05:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Godiva
Backpressure.... Oh, wait - that's the corks...


Do we need bigger corks?????
Or are these ones just too slippery? :hmmm:


Doug Connors

Life is not the number of breaths you take,
but finding what takes your breath away.....

----------------------------
1993 Electra Glide Sport FLHS
1345 Evo w/ SE Baisley Heads
SE Forged Pistons w/ 10.5:1 CR
Woods W6H cam & Rivera PR's
SE Single Fire Adj Ign Mod & SE Coil
Mikuni HSR42 w 150 MJ, SE Air Filter
SuperTrapp TD's w/ Fishtail SO's

8-Ball 07-14-2006 02:20 AM
Maybe they need a good lacquering with loctite red...

Lady G... the bylaws have been thusly amended.

Probably gonna need some MAP gas and a torch for later...

luke611 07-14-2006 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by 8-Ball
Maybe they need a good lacquering with loctite red...

Lady G... the bylaws have been thusly amended.

Probably gonna need some MAP gas and a torch for later...

No No No, safety wire the cork.






Geeeesh!

Chickenman 07-14-2006 03:52 AM
SE Texas sub chapter reporting in. Sorry so late but I have been gone......somewhere. I know I was gone because I wasn't here Or was I? I will add to the cause and buy the round bandaids. But I must be the one to install said bandaids. Sarge has the job of checking them out for alignment and/or removal. Only if the nippleometers do not do the job. Now where was/am I??

8-Ball 07-14-2006 03:59 AM
We're going to need more corks...

sonoffatboy 07-14-2006 12:02 PM
the gracious grayrider has led me to this opporunity to doofdom..
.
is there a striking or prospect period, perhaps some kind of degradation i have to put my self thru...

not sure, but wud i like to enter as the first canadian hoser-doof..

MegaGlide 07-14-2006 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by sonoffatboy
the gracious grayrider has led me to this opporunity to doofdom..
.
is there a striking or prospect period, perhaps some kind of degradation i have to put my self thru...

not sure, but wud i like to enter as the first canadian hoser-doof..
Do a search on cork.

xkvator 07-14-2006 12:20 PM
Rock...why'd ya take the pic down?

Rock 07-14-2006 12:22 PM
I hear voices.."Why'd you take the pic down....Why'd you take the pic down"

Geezer-Glide 07-16-2006 11:55 AM


Homesick 07-17-2006 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by swmnkdinthervr
Dyslexic Doofs UNTIE!!!

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac Doof? He lay awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Can I be a hang-around?

steveusmc 09-09-2006 07:58 PM
Headline in Medical Journal:

"DYSLEXIA FOR CURE FOUND"

luke611 09-09-2006 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by steveusmc
Headline in Medical Journal:

"DYSLEXIA FOR CURE FOUND"


Rock 09-09-2006 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Homesick
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac Doof? He lay awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Can I be a reach-around?

That is one heck of a question to ask in this forum, HS.

Rock 09-09-2006 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by ATTILA
hey look what i found

keep messing around and your gonna get :bannedmf:

ATTILA 09-09-2006 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Rock
keep messing around and your gonna get :bannedmf:


it wuz still lurking about

Homesick 09-09-2006 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Rock
That is one heck of a question to ask in this forum, HS.

Dayum Rock, LOL. You know that makes me the pitcher, right? Ok bud, low and inside, here ya go.

joe

[racindude]

Damn..................







quite verbose, ain't ya...................







just sayin'

Is this like the oldtimers thread Ive seen on another site?