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Old 12-06-2010, 06:23 PM
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How about some speedos by Tennessee Holster Company?

Matching Leopard print?
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Old 12-06-2010, 07:44 PM
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Old 12-06-2010, 11:51 PM
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Ordinarily my advice on Speedos is Never, unless you are a 20-year old hard body. But, the potential for complete and utter humiliation here is just a wee bit too tempting to pass up.

No need to buy more cheetah material. If you have a little scrap left over from the bandana, I'm sure that will be more than enough.
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Old 12-07-2010, 12:01 AM
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I'm thinkin' the Gander Mountain gift is going to be the highlight of her holiday season this year.
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Nah, she'd have to be 21, so I could use her employee discount for handguns.
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I'm sensing a little he/she confrontation going on here.
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Now the speedo will have a button on the front.
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