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Old 03-18-2008, 07:56 AM
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.....but the current CAREtaker of said wrench.....


That's puttin' on the old thinkin' hair.... er, cap.

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I have KROIL...bet the Wrench'd like that...




jus' sayin'...
It'd never want to leave if you gave it KROIL.
And we know how THAT works out...
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Old 03-18-2008, 07:58 AM
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I've heard that those that get the wrench receive it because their own tool is quite "inadequate"
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Old 03-18-2008, 09:19 AM
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PB Blaster keeps my wrenches lubed and rust-free.

and smelling like a...............uhhhhhhhh, ummmmmmmm, errrrrrrrrrrr.

i just can't explain that aroma.
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Did you know that retirement is mandatory for me on the month of my 56th birthday?

Just sayin'.
That might be a good rule for anyone who works(?) for the goverment. Especially those in Washington D.C.
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and smelling like a...............uhhhhhhhh, ummmmmmmm, errrrrrrrrrrr.

i just can't explain that aroma.
I kinda like the smell of PB.

Not something I wear as a cologne or anything...

But I like a whiff of it when I'm working in the shop.

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