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[stupidglide]

Originally Posted by HiTekRedneck

That thing about the goats and harnesses... Dude your supposed to be GREEN...

There are certain, shall we say, "benefits" to being Married to a zINt.





All of which shall go unmentioned on this public forum.









However, if provided with enough whisky, in the proper setting, those that are of a majority age may, just maybe, be regaled with tales of the forbidden........................
























































































Just sayin'

[Scabbydoo]

OK.................I'm sure it's in there somewhere but....................





who's the new prospect??? Kinda lost track

[Margarita]

This is one of the best thread drifts we've had in a long time. Genuine pudding.

I feel all warm and fuzzy.

[stupidglide]

Originally Posted by Scabbydoo

OK.................I'm sure it's in there somewhere but....................





who's the new prospect??? Kinda lost track

Originally Posted by Margarita

This is one of the best thread drifts we've had in a long time. Genuine pudding.

I feel all warm and fuzzy.

Well, 'ya know...........
We're givers like that.

[BillyB]

Originally Posted by Belaro47

My intention is to become a big old Doof. Please let me be a Doof.

Originally Posted by Belaro47

My Moniker is and shall forever more be
Super Mario

Having stated your intentions and wisely providing us with your own monicker, you will be given prospect status.

Originally Posted by stupidglide

I'll sponsor him Boss.
He is a good man (for now ) and he wants to be green, so I think he will do nicely.
(So you purple types can just leave 'im be, he knows he don't wanna smell funky, and date sheeps)

Thanks for stepping up.

[JamesDena]

Earthquake in Kansas today. I'll take that as a sign. Must become a Doof.

[dynageno]

Or a Gazinta

[Margarita]

We're the ones who rock the earth, all right.

[Fe Butte]

Stampeding goat herds cause ground trembling similar to earthquakes.

[stupidglide]

Originally Posted by Fe Butte

Stampeding goat herds cause ground trembling similar to earthquakes.

Well whenever a zINt is in the general area, they tend to do that a lot.



Just sayin'

[MegaGlide]

Originally Posted by JamesDena

Earthquake in Kansas today. I'll take that as a sign. Must become a Doof.

Well, you're getting there.
Don't skim.

http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/showthread.php?t=329

[Gnarl78]

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

Yo-hoo, Delinquents...
We needs us a sponsor here.

Still looking for a sponsor from NOVA...(hope she's 5'2'' with eyes of blue) ... or at least a vote for BassAckwards to join the brotherhood of Doofs.

[Backroad Mike]

Originally Posted by Gnarl78

Still looking for a sponsor from NOVA...(hope she's 5'2'' with eyes of blue) ... or at least a vote for BassAckwards to join the brotherhood of Doofs.

Well, guess we dropped the ball on this one..



Since your dream date never volunteered, I can be your sponsor...

My bike could use a wash, and I'm close enough to NOVA. (Spotsylvania).

[Gnarl78]

Thanks for stepping up, Mike. I'm heading to the west coast for some business travel next month but will catch up with you when I return for that bike wash . Happy holidays!

[hbsoldier3]

Eat my guts, Safety Man is my sponser