Internet Cleanup

[Dinero]

From: Department of Homeland Security
Date: May 26, 2011 8:48:17 AM MST

Subject: World Wide Web cleanup

*** ATTENTION ***
DO NOT CONNECT TO THE INTERNET FROM May 31st 23:59 pm (GMT) UNTIL 12:01am (GMT) June 2nd.

It's that time again! As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, allows for a better-working and faster Internet.

This year, the cleaning process will take place from 23:59 pm (GMT) on May 31st until 00:01 am (GMT) on June 2nd. During that 24-hour period, five powerful Internet-crawling robots situated around the world will search the Internet and delete any data that they find.

In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that you do the following:

1.Disconnect all terminals and local area networks from their Internet connections.
2.Shut down all Internet servers, or disconnect them from the Internet.
3.Disconnect all disks and hardrives from any connections to the Internet.
4.Refrain from connecting any computer to the Internet in any way.
We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some Internet users, and we apologize. However, we are certain that any inconveniences will be more than made up for by the increased speed and efficiency of the Internet, once it has been cleared of electronic flotsam and jetsam.

We thank you for your cooperation.

Interconnected Network Maintenance Staff
Department of Homeland Security


Sysops and others: Since the last Internet cleaning, the number of Internet users has grown dramatically. Please assist us in alerting the public of the upcoming Internet cleaning by posting this message where your users will be able to read it.

Please pass this message on to other sysops and Internet users as well.

[Dano]

So, you bringing yer broom to the waters edge?

[BluesFan]

I'll miss you guys anssd girls

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[Dinero]

Originally Posted by Dano

So, you bringing yer broom to the waters edge?

Maybe.

[stoney]

[ms_tapestry]

[why_me]

My dad would believe this.

[swmnkdinthervr]

So...will my ISP gimmie a discount...?

[Jackwagon]

Well great, now I'm gonna have to dig out my old Playboy's!

[Homesick]

Originally Posted by Why_Me

My dad would believe this.

Would he notice it's 48 hr 2 min?

joe