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Does your d!ck touch your a$$hole
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Apparently not.
The link I mean.
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Why would you want it to?
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Supposed to be told by someone's grandma, that actually makes it funnier. Here's the joke anyways.
A young boy see's his grandpa smoking a cigar. Young boy "Grandpa, can I have a puff of your cigar?" Grandpa "Does your dick touch your asshole?" Young boy "no" Grandpa "Then you can't have a puff from my cigar." Couple days later, young boy see's grandpa drinking a beer. Young boy "Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" Grandpa "Does your dick touch your asshole?" Young boy "no" Grandpa "Then you can't have a sip of my beer." Few days later the young boy is sitting on the porch with a plate of cookies. Grandpa "Can I have one of those cookies?" Young boy asks "Does your dick touch your asshole? Grandpa "Well yes." Young boy "Good, then go **** yourself, cause grandma made these cookies for me."
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Hahaha oh my.
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From out of the mouths of babes................
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ouch!............................
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