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Old 10-16-2014, 10:41 PM
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Apparently not.

The link I mean.
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Old 10-17-2014, 08:29 AM
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Why would you want it to?
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Old 10-17-2014, 09:49 PM
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Supposed to be told by someone's grandma, that actually makes it funnier. Here's the joke anyways.


A young boy see's his grandpa smoking a cigar.
Young boy "Grandpa, can I have a puff of your cigar?"
Grandpa "Does your dick touch your asshole?"
Young boy "no"
Grandpa "Then you can't have a puff from my cigar."

Couple days later, young boy see's grandpa drinking a beer.
Young boy "Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?"
Grandpa "Does your dick touch your asshole?"
Young boy "no"
Grandpa "Then you can't have a sip of my beer."

Few days later the young boy is sitting on the porch with a plate of cookies.
Grandpa "Can I have one of those cookies?"
Young boy asks "Does your dick touch your asshole?
Grandpa "Well yes."
Young boy "Good, then go **** yourself, cause grandma made these cookies for me."
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Old 10-18-2014, 08:55 AM
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Hahaha oh my.
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From out of the mouths of babes................
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