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Hi ladies and the penises that troll the ladies area!
My name is Tara and I live in Franklin, TN. I am married with 2 step children (14 y/o boy and 11 y/o girl) and my 3 year old son. My son is the light of my life and I love him more than anything in the world! I wish I could ride more often but with soccer schedules and my toddler son, I don't get to ride very often. I only got to ride last week so much because Mason (my toddler) was at his grandparents house and soccer's over for a few weeks. I got to see him last night after being apart for 10 days. He seemed to have grown in leaps and bounds since I last saw him!! I fell in love all over again.
I ride a Nightster and love it. I do not want to "upgrade" because I feel my bike is perfect for me. I love how she handles in the curves, the sheer fun of riding my Nighty, and her eye catching good looks. My stock seat is super comfortable. I'll never get a windshield. EVER. I like my mid controls and look like a total tool dragging my legs close to the road or stretching them out in the air. I am asking for the Vance & Hines short shots in black for Christmas/Birthday. My neighbors will REALLY love me as those are louddddd!!! I have a full face helmet that reads, "Crack Head," on the back and no, I have never done crack. haha And I have just enough room between the fork bag, solo bag, and my riding jacket for the basics. I plan on getting a detachable luggage rack so I can use the faded fugly bag my friend gave me for longer overnight rides. Don't need much but it would be nice to have a change of clothing with me! I've met and rode with a few Doofs (Isabel and Ed) and one gAZINTa (Larry). All GREAT people and super nice! I am super excited to be here and can't wait to meet more of you, especially the ladies! Thanks for reading! |
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Hi Tara. Happy Turkey Day. No penises here. Ms T is taking care of that.
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Isabel, crack that leather whip!!
Happy Thanksgiving to you and Larry!! |
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Thanks, same to you.
We have company in from Florida. They brought a turkey roaster and take care of that part. I'm doing the sweet taters, mean green casserole, stuffing, and...that's it. Another friend is bringing apple pie later. I have made my favorite carrot cake. Live is good.
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Hi Tara
Welcome to the wild, wonderful Doof's!
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LOVE the intro title!
Welcome Tara! I'm sure if no one has said it yet, ya kinda look like Tara on Sons of Anarchy - but prettier. And seeing as how the SOA Tara just kicked a hospital administrator's @ss on the show, I bet everyone here is gonna be REAL nice to you! I sure wish I lived closer to you - you sound like an absolute blast, and you are DEFINITELY Doof Babe material! Welcome to the funhouse! Watch out for the purple sticky stuff - and Happy Thanksgiving!
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I did have someone mention that to me on hdforums but I didn't know who they were referring to so I had to do some internet research. Hahaha I don't watch SOA but thank you for the compliment. I used to watch Prison Break but that ended (there went all my eye candy) and now I watch whatever is on Sprout (Thomas the Train, Kipper the Dog, Caillou, Barney (lord, help me!), etc. LOL).
Not sure if I could ever kick someone's @ss. Knowing my luck, I would hurt myself in the swinging/kicking process. I am probably the clumsiest person any of you will ever meet. I'm glad I'm flexible and double jointed because if I wasn't, I surely would have broken some bones by now. Thank you for the warm welcome!! I am looking forward to meeting more Doofs and our arch rivals. I hope I am able to attend some of these big ride events! I am looking forward to getting Slivovitzed! Then I might try some Spam! |
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Well I guess I'll be the first Penis Troll to post up here.........( I know I'm gonna pay for this) Welcome to the Doofs, great folks here and once in a while us South East clowns get together and do a ride. Watch out for Mikey also, hes a real hoot. Welcome, enjoy!
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penis #2 here, I couldn't resist looking......
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Hey, my eyes are up here!
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Well, we made it to post 8. Pretty good for around here.
Welcome.
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I never go to the Ladies area.
Make that 9 posts...
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Penis troll.............
Hey.....are you calling us dickheads? Welcome to the forum....looks like you'll fit right in!!
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Shouldn't that be Penii for plural?
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Better than bein called a Wiener Cousin.....
Welcome!
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