Want to join the Doof Clenas? Sign up here to Prospect and state your intentions...

[Axe-man!]

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

You got him, Axe.
I'll start the paperwork.

...allright djk, I expect nothing less than the best "half-a$$ed, between beer's" effort on your part to comply with becoming a member of the Doof Clena's... we're "strict" like that..

Get your "Doof" or "43" up in your sig or avatar to proclaim you've actually agreed to this foolishness.. and then grab me a beer!

Next, you gotta plan your 43 ride!...

If you have any questions, wait until I'm awake and in a good mood...then ask!

For real, welcome to the best forum on the planet!!!

Axe-man!/ Jeff Seal

[d j]

Thanks Axe-man! Thanks for taking me on.Gotta cold MGD for ya.Thanks Mega and 8.Feels like it's gonna be a Doof day after all.Working on the highway 43 plans,shouldn't be too difficult.Got hwy US 34 going right thru town,maybe some Doof way to make that work?
Houston? Your going to have to give me at least a weekend to ride down for that bike wash.Nice to be prospecting with the dc43 crew.Thanks again.
djk/Dave Kelzer.

[Kfengler]

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

If you've made the unintelligent decision to join our ranks, or commit to friend or foe of the doof... or just hang around... you may state your intentions here.

Procedures (like that matters):

1. State your intent (Prospect, Hangaround, Friend or Foe) pick only one.

4. State you intended moniker (asshat, cat collector, Gazinta squad, etc.)

5. If you have selected Prospect, you must add "Doof" or "43" in some way to your Avator OR Avatar Line OR Signature Line.... NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Note: This applies only here and at VTF. Optional at any other forum.

3. If you have selected Prospect, the exalted one may decide to ask a Doof member in good standing to Sponsor you... good luck... we mostly don't want to be bothered.

11. Once a Sponsor has volunteered to take your sorry ass on, you must do the following: Ride to a state highway 43... any state, any highway 43... and take a photo of your bike with the highway 43 sign. Post it in the appropriate thread. No state highway 43 nearby... not our problem.

7. Once the above is complete, you have shown yourself to have the proper Doof mettle... you will be put up for a vote among the bretheren for full membership.

7. There will be a ceremony involving corks and bandaids to celebrate your initiation into the society of Doof. This rite is performed by one or more Doof Babes. Cork removal will be your responsibility.

9. Members may display their "43" timing covers on their scoot... duct taping is no longer permitted... super glue is still okay.

Welcome and may you never be the same... or not, depending on your present state of mind.

Shouldn't that last numbered requirement be #43? ...just askin!

[MegaGlide]

Why, yes. Yes it should.

[Majic]

Hello, my name is Pete and I'm a Doof.

I would like to officially state my desire to prospect for membership in this august group. Unless there are objections, I think the moniker "Downeast Doof" would fit me. (I pronounce it, "Hah-ley".) There's a route 43 near by, so the ride & picture thing should not be a problem. I have a fairly clean tooth brush, I think, somewhere, which I can use to detail your bikes if you want. First round's on me tonight at the club house.

What the hell have I gotten myself into…

Fresh meat!!

[squish]

i'll take him....i'm gonna be down for a month so that should give him plenty of time to wash my bike, and bring me beer.

[MegaGlide]

I'm on it.

[Majic]

Damn, I would get the Cav Instructor.


I mean, what kind of beer do you like sir?

[harleyjsb]

Originally Posted by Majic

Damn, I would get the Cav Instructor.


I mean, what kind of beer do you like sir?

Your going to fit in just fine.............

[dynageno]

Send him over to the canteen, when your done with him. I have some extra cleaning for him.

[squish]

ok prospect first things first, i need all of your contact info in a PM. that way when you go on your 43 ride we can be in contact. i'll need hourly updates. oh yeah there may be a task or two for you to preform along the way. ok enough of me being nice...get me a frosty cold adult beverage, and start washing my scooter. be careful it's got fresh paint.

[Scabbydoo]

Originally Posted by Majic

Hello, my name is Pete and I'm a Doof.

I would like to officially state my desire to prospect for membership in this august group.…

Originally Posted by apache36

i'll take him.....

Josh, you might have taken on a pretty heavy load for your first Prospect. He!!, he doesn't even know what month it is. You might have to use some kind of cement block carrying "Your military left" type training aids with this one.

just sayin...

[harleyjsb]

Originally Posted by Scabbydoo

Josh, you might have taken on a pretty heavy load for your first Prospect. He!!, he doesn't even know what month it is. You might have to use some kind of cement block carrying "Your military left" type training aids with this one.

just sayin...

[Psychoholic]

So I'm sitting here, listening to some Johnny Cash and watching my coworkers play World of Warcraft (I can't stand that game), and for whatever reasons I am now compelled to declare myself a 'Prospect' for the fraternal order of the not so honorable Doof. My moniker would be then as it is now, Psychoholic (get to know me, you'll understand).

Y2K King has agreed to sponsor me (I would like to pre-apologize for the misery that he will now have to endure and unfortunately may question the cut-out of his character after agreeing to such a task).

I will go and find me this Hwy 43 soon, I have found one about 100 miles out, so that shouldn't be too bad.

You have been warned.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.