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A Short Gun Story
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled,
"I have a Ruger 9mm with a ten shot magazine and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife." A voice from the back of the room called out, "You need more ammo."
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Pistol envy...
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Snap.
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OUCH!!!
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Zing......
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I hate when that happens.
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oops!
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All he really needs is a bullet for his wife.
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That's why she has other "partners"...
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