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Old 05-03-2016, 02:05 PM
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A Short Gun Story

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled,

"I have a Ruger 9mm with a ten shot magazine and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife."

A voice from the back of the room called out, "You need more ammo."
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Pistol envy...
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Old 05-04-2016, 08:49 AM
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That's why she has other "partners"...
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