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Old 06-07-2020, 08:13 PM
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LIFE IS SHORT, SO DRINK THE GOOD WINE FIRST!

I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said:

"Up until last week, I still had it all.

I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed,

I had a roof over my head,

I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.

I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical benefits coverage.

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?"

"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no...

"I was unexpectedly let out on parole".
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