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Throwing the dog a bone...
Enjoy...
Don't ever question a drunk..... I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.' I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?' The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
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in vino veritas
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in aqua sanitas
as with water
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You've been searching for "Mr. Right"
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Tom,
It was a joke, it happened to some girl in Texas.... no... let me change that. It never happened to anyone that I know of. I saw it on one of the distribution lists I receive and simply cut and pasted. I thought it was funny and some how thought that you would find it funny too. However... if your really asking an indirect question as to my sexual choice... let me make it simple... I chase the ladies all day long and love woman for all their worth. If your still confused, send a pm... and include some naked pic's of the lady of your choice... I don't deal with gays very well.
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Right!
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Don't wear your chaps on Market street...
I was at a Giants Game and stayed in the Best Western some years back by the Federal building near market and 7th, the wife and I were coming back from the game and I never saw so many guys(?) wearing chaps with so few bikes around. I think I was aferd and hid in my room the rest of the night.
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Smart move on your part... otherwise the gay's call that queer bait....
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