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Old 03-17-2008, 03:38 PM
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Just don't get too close to The WRENCH when shedding said tear. It IS a wrench afterall, and may rust....

Just sayin'...
Who better than Gordito to know the effects of salt water on anything. I have been waiting for "THE WRENCH" a long time. I would honor it, take it on trips, and really Doof it up if I were to get the honor of being a keeper of "THE WRENCH".

I know that I don't deserve the honor, but it might help a bit with my self esteem.


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Ahhh...manna from heaven...I can almost smell the WD40 now...
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Although you'll want to,..don't touch your tongue to it. In the 30 years that I owned it, it was in some pretty nasty places. I never cleaned it.
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Just don't get too close to The WRENCH when shedding said tear. It IS a wrench afterall, and may rust....

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Oh the peril.

First no one cares about it, then it is mortal danger similar to the "Tin Man" in "The Wizard of Oz."

I am sitting on the edge of my seat...the danger, the excitment, the smell of WD40.
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Just don't get too close to The WRENCH when shedding said tear. It IS a wrench afterall, and may rust....

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Kenny, did you get the instructions with it?
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Maybe Randy could be the start of the Texas swing.
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Maybe Randy could be the start of the Texas swing.
I thought Bob Wills started Texas Swing.
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You don't just call dibs...if that worked y'all are way behind me...I called dibs last year...proper supplication to the possessor ( ) and general humiliation seem to work best...unless ya got something on the present possessor...
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You don't just call dibs...if that worked y'all are way behind me...I called dibs last year...proper supplication to the possessor ( ) and general humiliation seem to work best...unless ya got something on the present possessor...
Ummmm. . .well. . . could be. . .
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Ummmm. . .well. . . could be. . .
Depending on what you plan on putting on him....


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