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Old 03-03-2015, 04:54 PM
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She told me I'm the worst, so I consider that success.

If I remember correctly, we are the "worst bikers ever". So I guess that makes you the worst of the worst. SCORE!!!!


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If I remember correctly, we are the "worst bikers ever". So I guess that makes you the worst of the worst. SCORE!!!!
Exactly. I think I've peaked.
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Old 03-03-2015, 05:01 PM
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And you're so young...

My sympathy to your daughter re: her statistics class.
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Wait, wasn't it Connie who gave us that designation?
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Old 03-03-2015, 05:22 PM
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Connie had severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, as well as being clinically antisocial. My daughter came up with the name about 5 years ago.


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worst biker gang-thing-whatever EVER


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