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Old 10-12-2008, 11:38 AM
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Punchlines...

Out at work we used to just tell the punchline to the joke and let everybody try to figure out the main part of the joke.
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Bowel's gotta move, Tee-Pee full of poop.
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Old 10-12-2008, 11:41 AM
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Old 10-12-2008, 11:49 AM
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Old 10-12-2008, 11:55 AM
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Out at work we used to just tell the punchline to the joke and let everybody try to figure out the main part of the joke.
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I'll start:

White man trying to get Bowel to move to reservation:

Indian say: Bowel's no move

White man say-- take exlax

next morning Bowel say:


Bowel's gotta move, Tee-Pee full of poop.
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O.K. we got that outta the way.
Now you post your favorite punchline.
This is not about posting an answer.
Just about the punchline.
That way, we can make up our own joke and use your punchline.
Just the punchlines please. Kinda like word-association.
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