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Got a call today from the "IRS."
Apparently I'm a fugitive from the law. I haven't returned their twice daily calls, so now they've put out a warrant for my arrest.
Guess I'm officially running from the law I don't know why these people think that anyone falls for this dumb bullsh!t anymore.
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I'm still waiting for General Obzeezee to send me my 27 million.
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We get the calls all the time here. And people do fall for them.
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Yep, we get that call all the time. Our cable service shows us on the TV who is calling so we never answer. We probably get 3-5 crap calls a day
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Yeah, some kind of activity on my SS number so they are coming to take me away.
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Hi I'm Tom. Darned if I can remember anyone else's name. MDCGA The Road Goes On Forever... To Ride is Life... In search of the Doof 43. . . . ....... . . Colorado Motel Wreckers 2012 ... Midnight Riders of The Beartooth 2013... |
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Well, at least I'll be in good company.
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Answer your calls like this:
"Detective Kowalski, Fraud division, how may I help you?"
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Stoney ALL WHO WANDER ARE NOT LOST. GFFG
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Had a kid call me one time pretending to be my grandson and asking for money for bail. Such a touching sob story he related. I led him on for a while then told him I worked for the county sheriff. Fastest hangup in history.
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Thanks for the idea
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Robert Oil, heat, vibration and noise. At work, oil analysis, thermography, vibration analysis, and ultrasonics. At play, Harley. Same same, right? Only 43 more states to go! Remember, never make a straight on a left hand bridge. It WILL leave a mark. |
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"Five-Oh, McGarrett!"
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I get sooooo many spam phone calls. I get a lot of work calls that I don’t recognize the phone numbers.....I now attempt to get a live person on the phone and tell them I’m going to find out who they are and kill them.
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I got a call like that. Decided to answer and play with them for a while. They want you to pay your overdue tax bill using iTunes gift cards. Hilarious. I kept them on the phone as I "walked" to the Apple store. I then told them I had traced the call and was going to murder him and his entire family
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I'm skerd The message I got said they'd be calling the local cops
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Alan "I want to live and ride free, unencumbered by all but God's love." ~ Red Rider
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