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Old 10-18-2018, 08:32 PM
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Got a call today from the "IRS."

Apparently I'm a fugitive from the law. I haven't returned their twice daily calls, so now they've put out a warrant for my arrest.

Guess I'm officially running from the law




I don't know why these people think that anyone falls for this dumb bullsh!t anymore.
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Old 10-18-2018, 08:37 PM
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I'm still waiting for General Obzeezee to send me my 27 million.
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Old 10-18-2018, 10:02 PM
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Old 10-19-2018, 03:55 AM
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Yep, we get that call all the time. Our cable service shows us on the TV who is calling so we never answer. We probably get 3-5 crap calls a day
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Old 10-19-2018, 07:16 AM
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Yeah, some kind of activity on my SS number so they are coming to take me away.
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Old 10-19-2018, 08:39 AM
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Well, at least I'll be in good company.
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Old 10-19-2018, 11:28 AM
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Had a kid call me one time pretending to be my grandson and asking for money for bail. Such a touching sob story he related. I led him on for a while then told him I worked for the county sheriff. Fastest hangup in history.
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Old 10-19-2018, 11:36 AM
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Thanks for the idea
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Old 10-20-2018, 08:48 PM
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Old 10-21-2018, 06:36 AM
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I get sooooo many spam phone calls. I get a lot of work calls that I don’t recognize the phone numbers.....I now attempt to get a live person on the phone and tell them I’m going to find out who they are and kill them.
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I got a call like that. Decided to answer and play with them for a while. They want you to pay your overdue tax bill using iTunes gift cards. Hilarious. I kept them on the phone as I "walked" to the Apple store. I then told them I had traced the call and was going to murder him and his entire family

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