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Old 05-26-2014, 12:02 AM
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Not sure how to handle this, so I'm asking for advice for how to handle an up coming situation.

Less than a year ago my girlfriend and I went to the Redwood Run, and camped out next to another couple. We had fun hanging out talking, and having a good time. The girls ended up in the tent having more of R rated fun. Nothing more happened.

Now the Redwood Run is coming up in less than 3 weeks now, and we're going again this year. Also invited to camp out with the same people as last year. My girl is looking forward to having more fun this year. Only thing is that the couple we met last year is planning on getting married at the Redwood run this year.

So really my question is: What's the apporate 3-4 sum on a newlyweds wedding night?
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Old 05-26-2014, 10:11 AM
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I would think that an open and honest discussion with your partner, and setting some SOLID boundaries would be in order, first of all.
Past that? Discretion is the better part of valor, and sometimes the best course of action is doing nothing at all.
I like Mega's take on it-
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Uploaded few more pics here. The two ladies in my tent from last year what I'll be dealing with.
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Not sure how to handle this, so I'm asking for advice for how to handle an up coming situation.



Less than a year ago my girlfriend and I went to the Redwood Run, and camped out next to another couple. We had fun hanging out talking, and having a good time. The girls ended up in the tent having more of R rated fun. Nothing more happened.



Now the Redwood Run is coming up in less than 3 weeks now, and we're going again this year. Also invited to camp out with the same people as last year. My girl is looking forward to having more fun this year. Only thing is that the couple we met last year is planning on getting married at the Redwood run this year.



So really my question is: What's the apporate 3-4 sum on a newlyweds wedding night?

Ummm, the prospective bride/groom gets to call the coin toss?
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