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New home for the Canadians
Hey, Dirk! I found a house for you and Autumn deep in the Texas Hill Country. Fully decorated, move in condition. Furniture and price can be negotiated.
https://www.redfin.com/TX/Buda/311-T.../home/33820496 Sunglasses, whiskey, and a beer chaser suggested before viewing. Don't skip the kitschen.
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Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo………………..
They're going to give me $435,000 to take it off their hands. Think I'd need a bit more.
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OMG.
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We're gonna need paint.
Lots and lots of paint!!!!!!!
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Where is the burial plot?
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In the front yard, apparently. Ya gotta admit- the place has everything and then some.
The color scheme is particularly striking: titty pink, labia rose, and blue balls blue.
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I can't find those colors at my local paint store.
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Those colors are located in the "Man Cave" decoration aisle.
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About all I see is the four-poster, acorn-finial bed frame.
Y'all can have the rest.
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Did you find the Pepto Bismol on the counter if not your going to need it.!!!
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P-B is the same color as the walls. Camouflage. You'll never find it.
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So she’s a princess. You got a problem with that?
HOORAH!!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Does the word "bordello" come to mind?
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I assume that the princess is a her. Could be wrong, of course.
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