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Old 11-25-2011, 11:21 PM
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Angry The views and opinions expressed by my daughter are her's alone, and do not necessarily reflect the views & opinions of her parents.

Yesterday day my 6 year old daughter was in full piss and vinegar mode and was demanding kool-aid for breakfast after being told multiple times by my wife that she could not have it. This quickly escalated and landed my daughter in slightly restrained time out on the kitchen floor... This time out started at 2 minutes and before it was over had hit 14 minutes...
The little girl is bullheaded to say the least.
Not sure where she gets that from? ...

During this tantrum she let it be known that she hated the mayflower and the pilgrims and thanksgiving... very un-American

At this point I can't take it anymore and begin to laugh at her and this new line of insults she has embarked on...

I had just become her new focus for her rage... so at this point with eye brows furrowed and teeth gritted she lets me have it...

"Those guys you ride your motorcycle with are stupid! they are stupid and they don't even like you!..."


ouch... that stung.

So I smiled and said of course they are stupid... they are Doofs. It's part of the job description and half of them are zints, so they have to not like me.

she was not impressed.
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Old 11-25-2011, 11:23 PM
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And they call it...puppy love.

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And they call it...puppy love.

i think she has a bit of pit bull in her?
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Old 11-25-2011, 11:28 PM
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Has she been texting Katie?
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Has she been texting Katie?


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"Those guys you ride your motorcycle with are stupid! they are stupid and they don't even like you!..."


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sounds like you got your hands full!
I don't have kids so I don't relate on the level that most do.
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Mebbe a bunch of us could show up at yer house n' show her how stupid we can REALLY be.....
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Mebbe a bunch of us could show up at yer house n' show her how stupid we can REALLY be.....
i figure 10 years from now, a half dozen tattoos and a new scoot and she'll be on her way to joining this group herself...
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