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MSF.. A real excuse to buy leather chaps.
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....has 5 speeds and ya can hear the bitch hummin....I so wanted that t-shirt!!
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Hmmmm. . . how about. . .
"MSF for women. . .Nurture your inner control freak." |
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"MSF for women. . .Nurture your inner control phreak." --there fixed it.
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Screw you, it's your turn to ride bitch!!
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MSF helps you ride it better.
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How about :
Sex isn't the only time to wear a helmet Oh wait.....I forgot it's for women
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Put something warm and buzzy between your legs.
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Dj thinks a need a t-shirt to wear on the ATV that says "If you can read this the bastage fell off"
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I got this follow up email this morning:
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"If you can read this the bastard fell off!!!"
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MSF....It won't make your ass look fat.
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MSF: learn to ride the right way. You can teach your husband later.
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