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Old 12-31-2013, 11:08 PM
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A package addressed to...

...the 'Late' Timmy D arrived in the mail today.
He is quite alive at the moment and will be enjoying some really good stogies in the near future.

Thanks, Mega!

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I'd love to talk about the bunch of cigars I ordered the other day, but they've been sitting at the UPS Depot 12 miles from here since Yesterday morning, and will be there until Friday.

I fvcking hate UPS.
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Old 01-01-2014, 09:16 AM
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Old 01-01-2014, 09:55 AM
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Yeah, WTF?
After their Christmas dick-up, the tracking program seems to have gone into self defense mode, adding a day or more to projected delivery times. I wonder if they updated their zone charts to reflect this diminished level of service? Plus, 2 packages left Harrisburg, PA, arrived in Columbus, OH and went back to Harrisburg before going back to Columbus the next day on their way to IN. May as well use the damned Post Office.

In other news, the Post Office is just scheduling delivery as normal, in Timmy's case, last Saturday, but delivering when they damn well please, again, in Timmy's case, the following Tuesday (yesterday).
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...and since Timmy is smoking a rack of ribs today, he will be enjoying a fine cigar from the batch Mega previously sent out (assuming the new arrivals need a few weeks of rest).
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Old 01-01-2014, 11:35 AM
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All I have is the USPS here. (Or left over Wells Fargo / Pony Express system)

Only 80 miles to the nearest UPS store / shipping place.

They, UPS/ (Fed Ex?), keep cutting back employees and increasing route size to the remaining drivers to up their profits.
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I choked on the dust of a UPS truck driving up the Moki Dugway. If they service that desolate part of the country, I find it hard to believe there is anywhere they wont deliver.
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Oh they deliver here. Just when they damn well please.
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I choked on the dust of a UPS truck driving up the Moki Dugway. If they service that desolate part of the country, I find it hard to believe there is anywhere they wont deliver.
Oh they come here, just hard to ship via their services.

No one day shipping from here, they really throw a fit when you ship a handgun and the preprinted will call shipping label they sent me is a two day label when they come to pick it up.

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Fvck UPS.....
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