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Where's the baby?
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. "May I see the new baby?" I asked. "Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first." Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," She said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?" "No, not yet," replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?" "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me. "WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?" "BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.?!!"
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Probably thrown out with the bath water.
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sounds right.
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There is a reason AARP members ain't s'posed to have babies...
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