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Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half
wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ,with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Austria, lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love dare visit there. GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.
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You are wise beyond your years!
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I have met some women that are ruled by a dick.
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Talking about woman's geography, I was thinking more along the lines of peaks and valleys...
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LOL! Another great one Mike! YOu always come up with the best stuff! Another thumbs up!!
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