Geography of a Woman

[Ol Mike]

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half
wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.


Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open
to trade, especially for someone with cash.


Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.



Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still
warm and a desirable place to visit.



Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ,with a glorious and
all conquering past.



Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Austria, lost some wars, won some
great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.



Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are
now largely un-patrolled.


After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path, with a mysterious
past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with
an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true
love dare visit there.


GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.

[Deejay]

You are wise beyond your years!

[RoadKingKohn]

I have met some women that are ruled by a dick.

Talking about woman's geography, I was thinking more along the lines of peaks and valleys...

[Lady Godiva]

LOL! Another great one Mike! YOu always come up with the best stuff! Another thumbs up!!