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Ever have to clear a blocked air filter?
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hate to find one of those in my shoes in the morning.
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OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just abandon the truck!!!
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We found a few gopher snakes under the hood of a cruiser pretending to be police car wiring.
I was the willing one to relocate them elsewhere, drew the line on relocating the rattling ones... Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G891A using Tapatalk
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I don't think the engine would run right with 30 rounds fired through the engine compartment.
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You must have excessively large feet.
Little wonder why you have problems with bagger brake pedals.......
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There was the one time at the BMW dealer, a 325e owner was complaining about sluggish performance.
Checking it out, found air filter housing packed full of dog kibble, asked owner if he keeps the dog food in garage, yes?, does he ever let dog out in garage, no?, why? Well the squirrels sure do appreciate that...
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