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Old 02-28-2007, 11:53 AM
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Don't Shave That Hair!!!
LMAO! OH MY GAWD! TC - I'm crying over here I'm laughing so hard!
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Old 02-28-2007, 12:07 PM
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Don't Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.


Talon, That has to be one of the funniest things I ever read.
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Old 02-28-2007, 12:15 PM
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I did two bodybuilding competitions about 7 years ago. Shaved everything.

Well, almost everything.

If you compete, it's necessary.
Afterwards, it's a pain in the ass! You itch for about two weeks solid! I'd imagine that is the reason most guys who do continue to shave do so for that reason.

Personally, I'm too lazy to do it. I get tired of shaving my gourd everyday.

But, I AM glad women do it.

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Old 02-28-2007, 12:16 PM
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Don't Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.


Talon, That has to be one of the funniest things I ever read.
Gosh dude.. I'm sorry to hear about your troubles.. Would you like to have some Ex Lax?
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Old 02-28-2007, 12:31 PM
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All's cool Baalz, but next time you're up to Long Island for any reason, I'll buy you a cocktail.
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Old 02-28-2007, 12:36 PM
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All's cool Baalz, but next time you're up to Long Island for any reason, I'll buy you a cocktail.
Yes a tasty foo foo drink would be enjoyable.
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Old 02-28-2007, 04:31 PM
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All's cool Baalz, but next time you're up to Long Island for any reason, I'll buy you a cocktail.
I wouldn't drink anything that began with the word "cock".

But that's just me.

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Old 02-28-2007, 06:31 PM
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I wouldn't drink anything that began with the word "cock".

But that's just me.

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Sounds like you are speaking from a Doof's life experience....


Please...do tell.......
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LMAO! OH MY GAWD! TC - I'm crying over here I'm laughing so hard!
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Don't Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.


Talon, That has to be one of the funniest things I ever read.
The first time I saw that was right after one of my troops was suffering through the aftermath of this procedure. It's been 5+ years and we still email it to him every now and then just for old time's sake.
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Just wondering...

I started going to the gym and now as more people join, I notice most the guys have shaved legs. What's up with that?

I heard bike cyclists do it because it cuts wind resistance. So I say to myself, lets experiment.

I shaved one leg and I'll be damned, less wind resistance when walking. Only problem is it looks like I am limping with one leg moving faster than the other.
Over the years I've shaved the bottom 4 to 6 inches completely.




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Sounds like you are speaking from a Doof's life experience....


Please...do tell.......
Nah, I just assumed it was common knowledge...

Again, that's just me.

You guys carry on...
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