it's been....

[squish]

you know gray that was another great story untill you brought up the enema part. now i have that image burnt into my brain, and right before bed too

Originally Posted by apache36

you know gray that was another great story untill you brought up the enema part. now i have that image burnt into my brain, and right before bed too

Sometimes Josh, fact is stranger than fiction.

[TalonChief]

Originally Posted by GrayRider

enema....I knew it was love.

TMI, Gray, TMI.

[Majic]

Clowns, monkeys, sharks, shark-cats, surgery pictures, dudes with gas lines up their butts, enemas in the tub...

Just another night at the forum

I guess I won't share Mary and I's spoon story...

When I had my knee rebuilt back in '97 I learned that not eating solid foods doesn't mean anything.
I also learned to understand what a woman must feel like giving birth because there was a cantaloupe sized turd that I was ready to name Junior.

[harleyjsb]

Originally Posted by GrayRider

The AP and I were married when we were 17. A couple of months later I became constipated. She told me to get undressed and climb into the bathtub where she promptly and without hesitance, began to give me an enema....I knew it was love.

.........spit beer in the old keyboard on that one,Gray........

[harleyjsb]

Originally Posted by dynageno

They told me to take laxitives with the meds. the first one hurt real bad!

Geno,Your not suppose to stick the whole bottle up there...............

Originally Posted by GrayRider

The AP and I were married when we were 17. A couple of months later I became constipated. She told me to get undressed and climb into the bathtub where she promptly and without hesitance, began to give me an enema....I knew it was love.

TMI
TMI
TMI
TMI

[Geezer-Glide]

Originally Posted by apache36

you think it might be the fact that i haven't had solid food for that whole week??

No. Any pain meds that are opiate based will stop, or severly curtail the excretement of bodily waste.

Two words.


Exlax.


Oh yea....... triple your water intake. For real.

[Geezer-Glide]

Originally Posted by 8-Ball

I guess I won't share Mary and I's spoon story...

Now you must.......... you MUST!!

[Geezer-Glide]

Originally Posted by GrayRider

The AP and I were married when we were 17. A couple of months later I became constipated. She told me to get undressed and climb into the bathtub where she promptly and without hesitance, began to give me an enema....I knew it was love.

Say....... does she happen to have a sister????

[MegaGlide]

Originally Posted by GrayRider

The AP and I were married when we were 17. A couple of months later I became constipated. She told me to get undressed and climb into the bathtub where she promptly and without hesitance, began to give me an enema....I knew it was love.

As long as she's not offering when you're not stopped up, it's good.

As to giving birth, I went through period where I just couldn't get enough cheddar cheese. I'd cut off big hunks and eat it for snacks, etc.
First time, it was like giving birth to a calf. Sideways. (After passing something like that, ya' gotta look, right? I swear it looked like a misshapen baby's head.)
Next time, I ended up coming home from the emergency room w/ a gallon of that stuff you drink before having a colonoscopy.
That was a long time ago.
I'm just sayin'.

Well, hell, now I gotta go poop.
BRB

Frank Barone was right. Holy crap.

Originally Posted by apache36

over a week since i made a . should i be concerned

Dat can't be good....you could 'splode ya know....just saying