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you know gray that was another great story untill you brought up the enema part. now i have that image burnt into my brain, and right before bed too
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Sometimes Josh, fact is stranger than fiction.
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Clowns, monkeys, sharks, shark-cats, surgery pictures, dudes with gas lines up their butts, enemas in the tub...
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I guess I won't share Mary and I's spoon story...
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When I had my knee rebuilt back in '97 I learned that not eating solid foods doesn't mean anything.
I also learned to understand what a woman must feel like giving birth because there was a cantaloupe sized turd that I was ready to name Junior. |
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.........spit beer in the old keyboard on that one,Gray........
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Geno,Your not suppose to stick the whole bottle up there...............
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TMI TMI TMI TMI |
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Two words. Exlax. Oh yea....... triple your water intake. For real.
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Now you must.......... you MUST!!
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Say....... does she happen to have a sister????
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As to giving birth, I went through period where I just couldn't get enough cheddar cheese. I'd cut off big hunks and eat it for snacks, etc. First time, it was like giving birth to a calf. Sideways. (After passing something like that, ya' gotta look, right? I swear it looked like a misshapen baby's head.) Next time, I ended up coming home from the emergency room w/ a gallon of that stuff you drink before having a colonoscopy. That was a long time ago. I'm just sayin'. Well, hell, now I gotta go poop. BRB
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Frank Barone was right. Holy crap.
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Dat can't be good....you could 'splode ya know....just saying
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