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[stupidglide]

I'll sponsor him Boss.
He is a good man (for now ) and he wants to be green, so I think he will do nicely.
(So you purple types can just leave 'im be, he knows he don't wanna smell funky, and date sheeps)

[Margarita]

Well, heck, Randy, you realize what position that sheep remark puts you in, right?

[ms_tapestry]

Originally Posted by stupidglide

I'll sponsor him Boss.

He is a good man (for now ) and he wants to be QUEEN so I think he will do nicely.

(So you purple types can just leave 'im be, he knows he don't wanna smell funky, and date sheeps)

Fixed it


Communication from the elemental world...

[stupidglide]

Originally Posted by Margarita

Well, heck, Randy, you realize what position that sheep remark puts you in, right?

I said "date" (We're Married) and used the multiple of the noun, therefore I am technically safe......................



(But I'll hear about it anyway.)

[stupidglide]

Originally Posted by ms_tapestry

Fixed it


Communication from the elemental world...

Girl, you just ain't rahyt.

[Margarita]

Originally Posted by stupidglide

I said "date" (We're Married) and used the multiple of the noun, therefore I am technically safe......................



(But I'll hear about it anyway.)

Sorry. Once a sheep always a sheep. Never saw one of those things turn into a horse or a food processor. And if you need more proof, I present the expression, "Randy as a ram in springtime."

[stupidglide]

Originally Posted by Margarita

........... "Randy as a ram in springtime."

And?

[Palerider]

Originally Posted by stupidglide

I said "date" (We're Married) and used the multiple of the noun, therefore I am technically safe......................



(But I'll hear about it anyway.)

Ya know, Love, I find it interesting that you are so opinionated on this subject when:

A. You proposed to and Married a Zint, knowing full well I was a stinkin' pirate with a propensity toward farm animals.

43. You are currently 1800 miles away and safely out of ass-whoopin' distance (for now)!


So.......what say you, Darlin'?????

[stupidglide]

Originally Posted by Palerider

Ya know, Love, I find it interesting that you are so opinionated on this subject when:

A. You proposed to and Married a Zint, knowing full well I was a stinkin' pirate with a propensity toward farm animals.

43. You are currently 1800 miles away and safely out of ass-whoopin' distance (for now)!


So.......what say you, Darlin'?????

DON'T!



STOP!


DON'T!

STOP!

DON'T!
STOP!

don't, stop, don't, stop, don'tstopdon'tstopdon'tstop.......................


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[Palerider]

Originally Posted by stupidglide

DON'T!



STOP!


DON'T!

STOP!

DON'T!
STOP!

don't, stop, don't, stop, don'tstopdon'tstopdon'tstop.......................


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Nicely played, Babe! You know you can't get enough of that good pirate lovin'! (and yes, that includes the pair of goats harnessed to the ceiling fan!!!!!) Ooops, damn inner monologue.......guess our secret is out now!

[Margarita]

Y'know, if y'all had just mentioned that while you were here I could've arranged for goats and harnesses as well as the discretely located book. We do like our guests to have all the amenities.

Except lutefisk. If you want lutefisk, you are SOL.

[HiTekRedneck]

Whoa - you two get a room...

[Palerider]

Originally Posted by Margarita

Y'know, if y'all had just mentioned that while you were here I could've arranged for goats and harnesses as well as the discretely located book. We do like our guests to have all the amenities.

Except lutefisk. If you want lutefisk, you are SOL.

And this is why We Love You!!!!!!!!!! No Lutefisk required!!!!

[stupidglide]

Originally Posted by HiTekRedneck

Whoa - you two get a room...

Dude...............



If you only knew.






























(Mega can tell 'ya.)

[HiTekRedneck]

Originally Posted by stupidglide

Dude...............



If you only knew.






























(Mega can tell 'ya.)

That thing about the goats and harnesses... Dude your supposed to be GREEN...