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Our origins and history..Doof Anthology --- Rocker, Rite, & Order Requirements --- Doofinitions "Doof History." Herein is a synopsis of how we began, who we are, what we do and some of our practices, rites and traditions..not recommended for the faint of heart.

 
 
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This is the coveted Doof Member Patch.

It can be worn by members who have prospected with a sponsor, have selected an approved moniker or have had one assigned to him (usually a really stupid move), have ridden to a sanctioned highway 43 sign and taken a picture of his bike with it, and been voted in by seven or more members.

It can be ordered prior to meeting all requirements but not worn.






You must ride to a sanctioned highway 43 sign and take a picture of your bike and the sign together... no exceptions, no photoshop submissions, no cardboard cut outs.




You may also display any Highway 43 sign that you have ridden to in your signature. If one doesn't exist for your state, let us know so we can feel sorry for you.






If you have the necessary girly bits, are breathing, and willing to associate with this misbegotten group, you qualify.







You must procure a genuine pair of Groucho glasses and properly humiliate yourself in a public place, provide photographic evidence of said humiliation depicting your sorry ass and those who bore witness.






You must lead at least one Doof on a sojourn of a distance not less than one city block. While probably inevitable, a Doof Loop is not strictly required to qualify.






You must have attended the Kansas City National Doofapalooza in Kansas City, MO in 2006.






You must have attended the Colorado National Doofapalooza in 2007.







You must have attended VukFest in Maryland in 2007 or 2009.
Lately, these have served as the de facto East Coast Doofapaloozas.








You must have attended the Eureka Springs, Arkansas National Doofapalooza in 2008, 2009 or 2010.








Once you had received the Wrench and followed appropriate protocol, you could order and proudly wear this Rocker. You were also allowed to display the Order of the Wrench in your signature. This order's days have drawn to a close, it's members only spoken of in hushed tones.






You must ride with a Delinquent in good standing...after doing so you must grovel to swmnkdinthervr for his blessing, offer gratuitous complimentary comments online about the honor of being a Delinquent, etc. There are just no guarantees on this one. Riding with a 1st Generation Delinquent makes your recognition obligatory, I think, but I'm not sure. There's a thread somewhere...






If you are both a Doof and Delinquent AND own a patch for each, you may order one of these very unique triangle "Double D" patches.






If you are truly a mouthy bastage, have no life, and have accumulated 4,343 posts, you qualify to fly the OSS (Onion Sack Society) in your signature. Add a sack at 8,343 and another at 12,343...

When one reaches 20,043 posts, they are simply a mill spinning endlessly in the wind.




If you are one of the few, the proud, the idiotic and have qualified for any of the items listed above or the many other wacky wares we produce, feel free to visit our order page: http://www.doofclenas.com/DoofWares/ All purchases help us maintain the website and keep this thing going. THANKS!!!


 
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