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Old 12-29-2010, 01:42 PM
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Finally an old fellow in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said; "Son, I don't think you understand our problem here . . . These coyotes ain't fukin' our sheep . . . They're eatin' 'em!"

The meeting never really got back to order . . .

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Then, the ranchers took out the castrating utensils, and castrated the Sierra Club members

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Old 12-30-2010, 12:13 PM
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....of course you realize this would be correct if they were discussing those crazyass islamic radical towelheads instead of coyotes....
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Here's a photo of a couple of Canadian Coyotes that would have fuked this farmer up if he didn't have his deer rifle - yes they were stalking him looking for a meal.....it was quite a story here, he actually dropped 3 as they would not run and kept coming....

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Here's a photo of a couple of Canadian Coyotes that would have fuked this farmer up if he didn't have his deer rifle - yes they were stalking him looking for a meal.....it was quite a story here, he actually dropped 3 as they would not run and kept coming....

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A theory has been proposed that the large eastern coyotes in Canada are actually hybrids of the smaller western coyotes and wolves that met and mated decades ago as the coyotes moved toward New England from their earlier western ranges. Ontario Ministry of Natural Resources research scientist Brent Patterson has revealed findings that most coyotes in Eastern Ontario are wolf-coyote hybrids and that the Eastern wolves in Algonquin Park are, in general, not inter-breeding with coyotes.
....looks like wolfotes from those pics....
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I'd have to agree with Timmy.. Them ain't you normal coyote.
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A theory has been proposed that the large eastern coyotes in Canada are actually hybrids of the smaller western coyotes and wolves that met and mated decades ago as the coyotes moved toward New England from their earlier western ranges. Ontario Ministry of Natural Resources research scientist Brent Patterson has revealed findings that most coyotes in Eastern Ontario are wolf-coyote hybrids and that the Eastern wolves in Algonquin Park are, in general, not inter-breeding with coyotes.
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I'd have to agree with Timmy.. Them ain't you normal coyote.
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Them there are Timber Wolves, I Know you boys exterminated them all in the Lower 48, so I can't blame you for falling for the setup

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Them there are Timber Wolves, I Know you boys exterminated them all in the Lower 48, so I can't blame you for falling for the setup

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Timber Wolves are not uncommon in the northern US, Northern Minnesota has quite a few.
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