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On his 60th birthday, the husband got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the shaman, and wondered what he was in for. The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, 'This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.' When you do that, you will be more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you will be able to perform as long as you want.' The husband was encouraged. As the shaman walked away, the husband turned and asked, 'How do I stop the medicine from working?' 'Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' the shaman responded. 'But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.' Eager to see if it worked, the husband went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When the wife came in, he took off his clothes and said, ' 1-2-3 !' Immediately, he was the manliest of men. The wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, 'What was the 1-2-3 for?' And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition. |
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Stoney ALL WHO WANDER ARE NOT LOST. GFFG
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I wasn't expecting a grammar lesson. . .
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mike 'Those people who will not be governed by God will be ruled by tyrants.' - William Penn I want to live and ride free, unencumbered by all but God's love. '06' FLSTNI, $43 per gallon! |
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Hi, my name is Chip, and I am a Poser. Frac Rat ~ Stimulator of Holes ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ From my Brother Don... I love his insight. Quote:
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Like a Boss. [img][/img] Stinky pinky gulp and guzzle big rig snooze and stop. "History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid" - Gen Eisenhower.
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beautiful!!!
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Where is this Shaman..............at?
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