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If you see a bear, squat!
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Diddle.....
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Peed in the backyard, last night. Things are getting back to normal.
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Hopefully you'll be making yellow snow without a walker or wheel chair this winter.
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I plan on dancing a jig, for next St Patricks Day. I am not really sure how a jigs goes, though.
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Sort of like a drunken polka I think.
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Maybe like peeing in the back yard while trying not to get any splashed on your shoes?
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I'll wait untill I am drunk, and make it up as I go, like sex.
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Hey Serker... this is great news! If you would like some tips on the Irish jig, ask Bofinn. He danced very well on St. Pat's Day evening. We put a "KICK me, I'm Irish" sign on his butt. Best butt kicking jig I've ever seen. Don't ask him about though..He was very hung over the next day!
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ummmm, I have a vague memory of pulling my pants down and showing a table full of strangers my 2 ass tattoos...
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this whole thread. Con grats Zerk! Glad you're doing well.
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Consider yourself healed when you can squat and take a dump, wipe with a leaf without falling over...
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Being a new kid on the block many of these mental pictures are rather frightening But glad to hear you're on the mend.
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