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The Cardiologist And The Mechanic
A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this? The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new. So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7 million when you and I are doing basically the same work? The cardiologist paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic, ŵry doing it with the engine running."
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Yup.
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Wrong! They shut your heart off when opening it up, and run all your vitals through pumps.
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Touché lol
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Still better than the proctologist in the muffler shop.
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