Urine test

[Ol Mike]

A simplified urine test that may be relevant for all of us !!??

Go outside and pee in the garden.

If ants gather:- diabetes.

If you pee on your feet:- prostate.

If it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.

If when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.

If you return to your room with your dick outside your pants:- alzheimers

[Backroad Mike]

[Fe Butte]

At least you don't have to worry to remember to flush the toilet with that method.

[Luke611]

My wife is so unfair,,,
When the dog poops outside in the yard, she praises him.
But when I do it, she yells at me.

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[Fe Butte]

Originally Posted by Luke611

My wife is so unfair,,,
When the dog poops outside in the yard, she praises him.
But when I do it, she yells at me.

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Did you forget to kick some grass and dirt on it afterwards?

[fr8dog]

Urine Luck, you passed your "whiz quiz".

[Turbo Turtle]

Originally Posted by Ol Mike

A simplified urine test that may be relevant for all of us !!??

Go outside and pee in the garden.

If ants gather:- diabetes.

If you pee on your feet:- prostate.

If it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.

If when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.

If you return to your room with your dick outside your pants:- alzheimers

Well Hell. I have Osteoalzheimers





bob

[Infidel!]

Originally Posted by Luke611

My wife is so unfair,,,
When the dog poops outside in the yard, she praises him.
But when I do it, she yells at me.

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[Scabbydoo]

Originally Posted by Fe Butte

At least you don't have to worry to remember to flush the toilet with that method.

Or to put the seat back down when your done.

[orbit]

Originally Posted by Scabbydoo

Or to put the seat back down when your done.

^This.^