Meanwhile at the golf course.......

[stupidglide]

2 friends were just about to tee up when a man with his clubs walks up and asks "Mind if I join you? My partner didn't show"
"Sure" they said, "join in."
So they all teed up and were just generally enjoying a good game, and the company of a newcomer. Along about the 4th hole, a par 4, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a hit man" was the reply.
"You're kidding!" was the response.
"Nope, not a bit" he said, reaching into his golf bag and pulling out a beautiful highly customized Ruger sniper's rifle, with a seriously high powered scope. "Right here's the tools of my trade."
"That is a gorgeous sight" said one of the friends, "May I take a look?, I'll bet I can see my house from here"
The hit man replies, "Sure" and hands him the rifle.
So he takes the rifle, looks for his house, and say "Yeah, sure can see my house, this scope is fantastic! I can see right in the window, oh, jeez my wife is naked! Wait a sec...... That's my neighbor in there with her......He's naked too!! That wench!!!"
He turns to the hit man and asks "How much you charge for a hit?"
"I'll do it for a flat rate, for you, one grand every time I pull the trigger."
"Can you do two for me right now?"
"Sure, how you want 'em done?"
The friend says "Start with my wife, and shoot her in the mouth, 'cause she always talked too much. The neighbor, shoot his junk off, to teach him a lesson"
The hit man takes the rifle, sets up and takes aim, standing perfectly still for a bit......
The friend asks the hit man, "Well, you gonna do it or not?"

The hitman replies "Shhhhhhhh....... Be patient. If you wait a minute I think I can save you a grand."

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