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Old 03-12-2007, 12:52 AM
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Jams is your nick name ya Doof. And you never question protocol. And nothin' happens with the ferns, i just water 'em once a week, and a little fertilizer here and there, depends if gAZINTAs have been frequenting a lot, then they fertilize for me just by speaking.
How about this for a moniker. Doof in charge of Ridin' and Glidin'?

And congrats on making the move.

But I thought that I was following those protocals of them who went before me -->
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So it is just the corking and nothing about ferns to worry about?
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Old 03-12-2007, 12:57 AM
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Lots of 43 rides a comin'.... EXCELLENT!!!!

RK and Jams.... bikes need some serious cleaning...
serious--as in real serious cleaning
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Old 03-12-2007, 01:03 AM
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what part of prospect are you unclear on?
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Old 03-12-2007, 08:14 AM
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what part of prospect are you unclear on?
The part about cleaning bikes

My bike is pretty spiffy clean right now, so I ain't so sure now that you may mean that we need to clean everyone else's bikes.

Can't we just skip the dirty bikes part and go right too us prospects being warmly accepted as fellow DooFs and become instantly cool? My hands wrinkle up something terrible from too much bike washing. Do you have any idea how difficult it is it have wrinkled hands with a head cold? Heck you can't reach half as far with wrinkled fingers after those deeply lodged nose burgers!
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Old 03-12-2007, 08:33 AM
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Lots of 43 rides a comin'.... EXCELLENT!!!!

RK and Jams.... bikes need some serious cleaning...
Thought I was getting beer.?. I just cleaned a toaster that would have made Mike Rowe sick...

















...as a tribute to your good taste. It comes from the mountain springs to you.

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Gonna need ALOT of ice...
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Old 03-12-2007, 08:38 AM
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Thought I was getting beer.?....

Yeah,,, next thing you know is that we will have to make all the Beer runs...stock the coolers... fetch cold ones at the snap of finger from regular members....this prospecting is hard work.... I am almost wore out just complaining about it.
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Old 03-12-2007, 09:51 AM
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this latest lot of prospects seems to be defective...
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Old 03-12-2007, 10:00 AM
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this latest lot of prospects seems to be defective...
Whining worked with my kids,, ,,I take it don't work around here.

Can I wash your bike after your ride today sir?
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Old 03-12-2007, 10:01 AM
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this latest lot of prospects seems to be defective...
Many may become GazintAs as a result of all the repressive rules imposed by the Doof clan.
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Old 03-12-2007, 10:02 AM
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Many may become GazintAs as a result of all the repressive rules imposed by the Doof clan.
I have tried to warn them.
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Old 03-12-2007, 10:05 AM
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I have tried to warn them.
When do you plan your transformation?
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Old 03-12-2007, 10:11 AM
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Whining worked with my kids,, ,,I take it don't work around here.

Can I wash your bike after your ride today sir?
It will be parked at the clubhouse this afternoon...
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Old 03-12-2007, 10:18 AM
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It will be parked at the clubhouse this afternoon...
Which you'll know, since you'll be watchin' it.
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Old 03-12-2007, 10:34 AM
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Old 03-12-2007, 07:17 PM
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Thought I was getting beer.?. I just cleaned a toaster that would have made Mike Rowe sick...

















...as a tribute to your good taste. It comes from the mountain springs to you.

"43"

Gonna need ALOT of ice...
Was it that dirty..................
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