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Doof Lore The Beginning, The Wrench, Rites, and Rituals...

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Old 05-18-2007, 09:22 AM
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My time with The Wrench...

...is drawing to a close.
It hasn't even left yet, and I am somehow saddened by the mere thought of its departure.
It has remained this long anticipating a nice ride on my bike, but that doesn't seem to be in the cards.
The Wrench, being wise (and kind of an impatient sort of tool) suggested that it would make do with just sitting on my bike this weekend and buzzing its lips.
I reluctantly agreed.

On a lighter note, I did have the opportunity to finally enjoy all the bounty that Gordito provided for me when he sent The Wrench.
OK, enjoyed is not exactly the best word to use when discussing that CD, but I digress...
The Chief's device will occupy a place of honor on my vest, if I ever get one.
Between the 43rd pct collar brass from FatBobRob over at VTF, the little wrench from Angle and the Chief's device from Gordito, I'm sure I'll be clanking in the wind.
The Mexican candy was enjoyed thoroughly (my compliments to Apu for stocking it).
The Lays arrived just as a rational, thinking person would expect them to when shipped with a 20 freaking pound wrench. I did, however, try the Tapatio on some Lays from my personal stores, and it was quite tasty. Good eatin' is a Hoosier trademark.
The only thing I haven't yet tried is that jalapeno from your garden.
Perhaps when I get over my quite rational fear that it will attack me in my sleep one night...

Anyway, more to come.
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Old 05-18-2007, 10:15 AM
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Don't Bogart that wrench,..my friend..
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Well, that ship has sailed...
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The WRENCH definitely leaves a void in your heart as well as on your shelf.

As an aside, the chips left here in pristine shape.
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The WRENCH definitely leaves a void in your heart as well as on your shelf.

As an aside, the chips left here in pristine shape.
The Lays arrived just as a rational, thinking person would expect them to when shipped with a 20 freaking pound wrench.
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There is a key statement in this sentence....
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